#1 hatsune miku fan
top 15 shogi player in the universe (once beat god)
professional underwater hockey player for china

top 20 ant breeder in china
former ant union negotiator (dismissed for “going too far”)
raised ants bilingual by accident

banned from 3 leaderboards for excessive dominance
achieved elo so high it wrapped around to bronze
speedran the tutorial and got softlocked by the devs
record deleted for being “philosophically unfair”

junior time traveler (probation)
quality assurance for reality
freelance villain (non-violent)
assistant lighthouse operator (night shift only)

previous cs2 pro but stopped being active to give a rookie named s1mple a chance
i have won against zywoo 800 times in a 1v1 with awp
i won against donk in a 1v1 while i was blind and had a broken arm