Komm mal bitte klar und laber keine Scheisse!
Weil wo ich Sami kannte:
• hatte ich keine Lippen
• war ich Jungfrau
• hatte ich keine Tattoos
Ich hab nicht mal Nägel gehabt, Junge!
Ich war mit dem mit meinen ECHTEN Haaren
Deshalb Anastasia: Laber keine Scheisse

I don't have a sugar daddy.
I've never had a sugar daddy.
If I wanted a sugar daddy.
Yes, I probably could go out and get one.
Because I am what?
Sickening!
♥♥♥♥♥!

+rep nice flashlight save

I love long walks on the beach, big ♥♥♥♥, and fried chicken.

Hey I found your steam through a mutual and I just wanted to say that I think we could get along real well :) I don't normally do things like this cause I'm a real gentleman :3, but do you want to maybe play a bit of cs sometime (omg I'm so embarrassed) >< I could go on my smurf so you don't have to put in that much effort, even though you're like the best and you'll probably be on top every round. When I see your name I just feel like we have this special connection that I can't describe in words, I think.. maybe we knew each other in a past life xDD like I can do the cooking and everything, you don't have to worry about that cuz I'm a real feminist, but I'll still take care of you <3 I know how to make a woman feel like a girl, but I won't do anything that freaks you out, just say one word and I'll stop so so fast! so maybe just consider me? I can't believe I'm writing this all out to you >< !! Even if you reject me it's all worth it just for you, my wuv <3 (plz don't reject me !!)

Happy Hanukkah