"My d*ck counts as five people." - intox. Mike

6:19 PM - ๖ۣۜMr. ๖ۣۜSir: I just asked my dad if he sniffs out bed bugs with accuracy

6:28 PM - intox. Mickey: I like eating @ss

Donald J. Trump : Just because global warming is made up doesnt mean France is made up too

intox. Xernos : f*ck chi lexy

ℬℯη∂ℯr : no one dies a virgin
ℬℯη∂ℯr : life f*cks us all
ℬℯη∂ℯr : ( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°)ง

11:57 PM - (╯°▽°)╯ ┻━┻: if you can almost lose your pants on accident, imagine what you can do when you want to lose them on purpose

9:55 PM - (╯°▽°)╯ ┻━┻: you eat booty like groceries, don't you squidward

Dirty Dan : You can't have success without the succ.
Dirty Dan : And frankly, I don't see you getting either.

10:13 PM - ๖ۣۜItachi: I'm not in love with Sasuke
10:13 PM - ๖ۣۜItachi: E_E

10:15 PM - ๖ۣۜItachi: How would one become your waifu without you being theirs

spoopy : this candy cane is going straight up yer @sses

"Holy crit in my @ss!" - Mr. Sir

9:44 PM - Rain Makes Corn: Corn = best anal device

If lost please return to Daddy : f*ck you daddy
I'm Daddy : :c

7:44 PM - ๖ۣۜMr. ๖ۣۜSir: the scout was also a piece of sh*t
7:44 PM - If found, return to Mr. Sir ♥: wait
7:44 PM - If found, return to Mr. Sir ♥: what class were you
7:44 PM - ๖ۣۜMr. ๖ۣۜSir: scout, why?

Happy : can anyone gift me poker night and ill uhh. . .suck ur d*ck or. . .give u a pat on the back

9:42 PM - lil daddy bree: i got killed by a bucket

*DEAD* Gmclucy | ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°).tf : Do scouts just come out of the ground?

Carter : I watched zootopia and didn't pop a boner , Im not a furry.

"Is it mechanically possible for you to f*ck yourself?" - Johnny Cage (Mortal Kombat X)

11:33 PM - ๖ۣۜMr. ๖ۣۜSir: I'm so thirsy for d*ck rn
11:33 PM - ๖ۣۜMr. ๖ۣۜSir: not thirsty mind you

10:02 PM - NaCl'y: I'll be a h0m0 and go have rough, sweaty secks with another man if I want to
10:02 PM - NaCl'y: f*cker

10:12 PM - Frisky ♥: dont hit me with your d*ck
10:12 PM - NaCl'y: and why not

5:01 PM - intox. Mickey: I have a really weird image of getting f*cked by death in my head

*DEAD* habibbleh : u f*cked my eyes with that rage jack

12:13 AM - ๖ۣۜReaper: Lexy, I'm sorry for making your princess parts tingle

"Don't make me verbally hug you, you qu33r." - Mr. Sir

"OH GOD MY TINGLIES!" - Mr. Sir

9:59 PM - Showering: what if your body was made of spaghetti.
9:59 PM - Showering: what if you were fisting a girl and you had your hand deep in her vagina and just started tickling her

"Well sh*t me fiddly doo da." - Mr. Sir

8:51 PM - Springtrap took my ear virginity: "Want me to tickle your bobby?"

5:51 PM - Chara: sssSSSSSSSSSSSSSSHUT THE Front door, you could get animals

11:44 PM - Táim Daidí ♥: .lmao
11:45 PM - Chara: don't .lmao me you file extension

Pipe Dream : get bent cis sh*tlord

"Dude, where's my anus?" - Cooper

*DEAD* Genji Shimada ♥ : Forsooth, I say, eateth mine entire @ss. Good sire!

9:30 PM - Genji Shimada ♥ has changed their name to Genji Shimada #TeamPyro ♥.
9:30 PM - Do Not Disturb: Disgusting

Շɦﻉ ＤＩＬＦ : the dilf has high ping

Junkrat: i cant get enough of that mcd*ck

12:10 PM - Genji Shimada ♥: why do i have 7 unread messages from u
12:10 PM - They call me the mop: because
12:10 PM - They call me the mop: pen15

3:41 PM - We dem spicy bois: coleslaw more like f*ck me in the @ss

7:51 PM - TFW I have an essay due: drink more push ups and do plenty of juice

9:18 PM - [Sick] Genji Shimada ♥: sombra
9:19 PM - TFW I have an essay due: who
9:19 PM - TFW I have an essay due: the f*ck
9:19 PM - TFW I have an essay due: what's a sombrero

8:00 PM - ๖ۣۜMr. ๖ۣۜSir: OH LET'S BREAK IT DONW.

Handsoap: *broke back dragon time*

"Why's my pirate making closet sounds?!" - Amanda (My sister)

7:31 PM - Scottish Leesistance: Roadhog is going to make that's little boy's @sshole as wide as a sewer drain

8:36 PM - Mickey: hey can I snort coke off your d*ck

"I don't feel feelings." - Dallon Weekes

ray @freckledhowell: "what would u do if there was a tentacle monster under ur bed ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)"
Daniel Howell @danielhowell: "oh.. a tentacle under my bed..? ..shame! i'll just.. sleep on the floor /╲/( ͡⎚ ͜U ͡⎚)/\"

"Get your bad vibes outta my cornflakes." - Gerard Way

"I have respect for you, just not a lot." - Dianite

"The pitter patter of a good boy..." (referring to Hanzo's footsteps) - Anders

"[doing a Trump impression] I wish my wife was Pete Wentz." - Minty

3:23 PM YuriKatsuki: how do u say "jobless deadbeat" in french
3:24 PM LilDaddyBree: aulbree

"I wanna be Pickle Rick for Christmas." - Aulbree

"I got my yaoi. I'm feelin' good about myself. Let's go eat that big b*tch." - Jay from the Kubz Scouts

"Put up or shut up, bih." - Shailla

YouGotNoJams001 (Al): ill suck off a gay man for weed

"I want to throw myself away." - Min Yoongi

Al 🐷💜😤: “ÔWÔ penis-kun I wuv you and I want to huggle wuggle you in my wittle bittle @ssy wassy”

Shaggy: Shaggy wants to die

SketchDude: you a racist against streamers

Komorebi (Shailla): Your caucus tastebuds want more out of life

[11:14 PM]
cherry bomb ❤:but you do
cherry bomb ❤:if it breathes u try to f*ck it
[11:14 PM]
『๖ۣۜMr. ๖ۣۜSir』: THATS
『๖ۣۜMr. ๖ۣۜSir』: not
『๖ۣۜMr. ๖ۣۜSir』: entirely
『๖ۣۜMr. ๖ۣۜSir』: true
『๖ۣۜMr. ๖ۣۜSir』: if the body is still warm its fair game