Just thinking about you. Love you lots.

never forget when this guy was offline for literally 8 and a half years straight

HEY DAVE MESSAGE ME WHEN YOU READ THIS DOG

Haha, lookie here, someone done made themselves an avatar from one of your works :D

http://v1.steam.hlxgame.cc/profiles/76561198000734516

To da one on da flamboyant tempa
I just toss that ham in the fryin pan
like spam
it's done when I come in slam
damn, I feel like the son of sam
don't make me wreck ♥♥♥♥
hectic next to the chair
got me goin' like general electric
errr
the lights are blinkin' I'm thinkin'
it's all over when go out drinkin'
OH makin' my mind slow,
that's why I don't ♥♥♥♥ with the big four-oh
bro, I got ta' maintain
cuz a ♥♥♥♥♥ like me is goin; insane

I TRY TO MAKE THEM BEAUTIFUL...BUT THEY ALWAYS TURN OUT WRONG!

Joan was quizzical, studied pataphysical textbooks all alone
Spending late nights up with a test tube, oh oh-oh-oh oh
Maxwell Edison, majoring in medicine, calls her on the phone
Can I take you out to the pictures, Jo-o-o-o-oan?

And as she's getting ready to go
A knock comes on her door...

BANG BANG
Maxwell's silver hammer came down upon her head
BANG BANG
Maxwell's silver hammer made sure she was dead

Draw a skull drawing a skull drawing a skull drawing a skull drawing a skull drawing a skull drawing a skull drawing a skull drawing a skull drawing a skull drawing a skull drawing a skull drawing a skull drawing a skull drawing a skrull.

Fix'd ;-)

Draw a skull drawing a skull drawing a skull drawing a skull drawing a skull drawing a skull drawing a skull drawing a skull drawing a skull drawing a skull drawing a skull drawing a skull drawing a skull drawing a skull drawing a skull.

I'm always a ♥♥♥♥.

IIIIIIIIIIII-III-III-IIII HAVE BECOME COMFORTABLY NUMB *DA DUH DUH DUM GUITAR SOLOOOOOO*

I'm sorry you feel that way about the bear...but just think for a minute about what he could teach his bear brothers if he ever escaped that hell hole...

Imagine that finale in The Great Escape where Steve McQueen jumped the fence in a German motorbike while under heavy fire...now replace the dreamy Mr. McQueen with a large bear in a dress.

If that doesn't lift your spirits...here's some monkeys riding bicycles!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F1xFLrPuPq0&NR=1

Ahoy! It's Pyrits on parade!

(Much better pirate-related song than You Are a Pirate. Go buy it and micspam it.)

Unfortunately I do not have a sparkly weapon to leverage the masses to my profile, so I am yet to recieve the epic spam a himmelstoss or Valve member recieves.



Also, awesome avatars.

I gotta be cooool. Relax. Get hip. Get awn my traaacks. Take a backseat. Hitchhike. Take a long riiiide on my motorbike 'til I'm reaaady

Do what you want 'cause a pyrit is freee... YOOOU AAARE A PYRIIIT!

WHY THANK YOU THAT COMMENT WORKED JUST FINE

OH SNAP NEW COMMENTS



WILL THEY WORK FOR MY FIVE KIDS AS WELL?

I NEED NEW COMMENTS!





NEW

Pyrit!

I liked my Monkey Island!

:O

A DUR HUR HUR

Pyrit, not related to Pyrite

This Player Has Been Approved by Another GMT Timezone for Low Pings.

Play With Him and Be Amazed

PS: Unless It's On The Dead Air Finale, We're Not Proud of That.

Please, sir, can I have some more?

GET SUM PEGS

I heartily endorse this Group or Player.

Hey, you can post comments!

Font bros for life.

I shall return the favour, knave

I knew I forgot someone.. :/

Pyrit doesn't have any comments, the poor, unloved bugger. :(



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