it is now the year 2022. sadly, this man's brain is still missing. have you seen it? officials are offering a $5 amazon gift certificate as a reward to the finder. it is recommended the finder use it to purchase lens cleaning solution for their microscope becuase they definitely must own a powerful one to have located this man's brain

early 1 year checkup on brain status: still missing. Our top analysts are not optimistic that his brain will be found by 2022 but greater miracles have happened

2021 brain status: still missing

SCIENTIST UPDATE: brain status' is still mia but subject still not aware. Has developed a Freudian attraction to phallic objects to compensate

scietntists replaced this mans brain with a turd 5 years ago.

his associates never noticed a difference

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