⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣠⣤⣶⣶⣶⣶⣶⣤⣄⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⣠⣴⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣶⣄⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⣠⣴⣴⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣮⣵⣄⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⢾⣻⣿⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢿⣿⣿⡀⠀ ⠀⠸⣽⣻⠃⣿⡿⠋⣉⠛⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣏⡟⠉⡉⢻⣿⡌⣿⣳⡥⠀ ⠀⢜⣳⡟⢸⣿⣷⣄⣠⣴⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣧⣤⣠⣼⣿⣇⢸⢧⢣⠀ ⠀⠨⢳⠇⣸⣿⣿⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠿⠿⠿⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠀⡟⢆⠀ ⠀⠀⠈⠀⣾⣿⣿⣼⣿⣿⣿⣿⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣽⣿⣿⠐⠈⠀⠀ ⠀⢀⣀⣼⣷⣭⣛⣯⡝⠿⢿⣛⣋⣤⣤⣀⣉⣛⣻⡿⢟⣵⣟⣯⣶⣿⣄⡀⠀ ⣴⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣶⣶⣶⣾⣶⣶⣴⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢿⣿⣿⣧ ⣿⣿⣿⠿⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠿⠿⣿⡿

⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠏⢉⢻⣿⡟⣡⠙⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⠀⢸⣦⠹⠁⣿⡄⠈⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⠀⢸⣿⡆⢸⣿⣇⠀⠸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡻⣧⠀⢸⠟⣓⣘⣻⣿⡆⠀⣿⢋⡽⢿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣏⣙⡛⠳⡘⠀⣼⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣆⢹⣗⣚⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣭⣽⡇⣸⠟⠻⣿⣿⣿⠋⠉⣿⡀⢻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⡏⣉⠙⢿⠃⡿⠂⢠⣿⠉⢿⣶⠀⠉⣹⠀⠛⣉⣭⡉⣿
⣿⣿⣿⡇⢿⣿⣦⡀⢷⣤⣼⣿⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣤⣾⣿⡿⢠⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⡌⢻⣿⣿⣦⣿⠿⠿⠿⠿⠛⢛⣿⣿⣿⡿⢋⣰⢿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⡹⣿⣦⣉⢻⣿⣿⣶⣤⣤⣤⣴⣾⣿⣿⣿⡇⣾⠻⡆⢿
⣿⣿⣿⡇⢧⢸⣿⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣧⢸⡇⢻⡈
⣿⣿⣿⣧⢸⡄⣿⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡌⣿⠘⡇
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣸⣇⣿⠘⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣧⢸⣧⣷

⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣤⡶⢶⣦⡀
⠀⠀⠀⣴⡿⠟⠷⠆⣠⠋⠀⠀⠀⢸⣿
⠀⠀⠀⣿⡄⠀⠀⠀⠈⠀⠀⠀⠀⣾⡿
⠀⠀⠀⠹⣿⣦⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣾⣿
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠻⣿⣷⣦⣀⣠⣾⡿ ㅤㅤ
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⠻⢿⡿⠟
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡟⠀⠀⠀⢠⠏⡆⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣀⣤⣤⣤⣀⡀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡟⢦⡀⠇⠀⠀⣀⠞⠀⠀⠘⡀⢀⡠⠚⣉⠤⠂⠀⠀⠀⠈⠙⢦⡀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡇⠀⠉⠒⠊⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠘⢧⠔⣉⠤⠒⠒⠉⠉⠀⠀⠀⠀⠹⣆
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢰⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢻⠀⠀⣤⠶⠶⢶⡄⠀⠀⠀⠀⢹⡆
⠀⣀⠤⠒⠒⢺⠒⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠤⠊⠀⢸⠀⡿⠀⡀⠀⣀⡟⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⡇
⠈⠀⠀⣠⠴⠚⢯⡀⠐⠒⠚⠉⠀⢶⠂⠀⣀⠜⠀⢿⡀⠉⠚⠉⠀⠀⠀⠀⣠⠟
⠀⠠⠊⠀⠀⠀⠀⠙⠂⣴⠒⠒⣲⢔⠉⠉⣹⣞⣉⣈⠿⢦⣀⣀⣀⣠⡴⠟

⡟⣩⣬⣝⠻⣿⣿⣿⠿⢿⣿⣿⡫⠹⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣧⠹⣿⣿⣷⣌⢋⣴⣿⢷⣜⢿⡇⣿⣮⣝⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠟⠛
⣿⣷⣌⠻⣿⡿⢸⣿⣿⢸⣿⣞⠇⣿⣿⣿⣗⣩⣭⣝⡻⢫⣥⣶⣾⢇⣾
⣿⣿⣿⡇⡶⠁⣈⠛⣣⣿⣿⣿⣷⡌⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣦⡹⣿⡟⣼⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣷⢙⣽⣶⠾⣛⣛⣛⣛⠿⣿⢸⡿⢫⣭⡻⠿⢟⢿⣷⢙⣱⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⢸⡟⠕⣿⣿⢿⣿⡀⣱⠹⠸⢸⣀⣽⡿⣿⡟⢡⢹⢸⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⢟⣤⠃⢦⡞⣩⢐⣿⢣⣶⣶⣶⡆⡻⢏⣑⣿⣷⠞⢠⡝⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⡟⡼⡿⢷⢦⡡⡯⣤⡐⣥⣛⠛⣛⠈⢛⣅⡲⢐⠐⢚⣤⡹⣌⢿⣿
⣿⣿⢹⣷⣶⣷⢿⡗⠆⠿⣿⣬⣋⢠⢉⣭⣾⡿⠫⣼⣷⣾⣿⣿⣎⠜⣿
⣿⣇⠿⠹⢃⣋⣬⣶⡸⣾⡿⠟⣡⣭⣌⠻⢿⣿⢆⣬⣵⣶⣍⣵⣬⣅⢹
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣬⣤⣥⣿⣿⣿⣮⣤⣭⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿

⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠿⠟⠿⣛⣩⣭⣭⣭⣍⣛⠻⠿⠿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠟⣵⣾⣷⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣾⣿⣮⡹⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⢃⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⡜⢿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⡟⣡⣿⡿⢹⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣧⢻⣿⣎⠻⣿⣿
⣿⢏⣾⣿⠿⡇⣿⣿⠛⠋⢛⣿⣿⠿⣿⣿⡟⠙⠛⣿⣿⢸⠿⣿⣷⡝⣿
⡏⣾⣿⣿⣿⣦⡘⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣛⣼⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⢋⣴⣾⣿⣿⣿⢸
⣇⢻⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⣰⢈⢕⣠⣄⣊⢙⣁⣠⣄⡂⠅⣶⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⣸
⣿⣷⣍⣛⣛⣩⢔⣃⡂⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣿⣿⣿⣿⠘⣘⡃⣍⣛⣛⣩⣴⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡘⠿⠇⡻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠟⠘⠿⢇⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣌⡪⠙⠿⣿⠿⠛⠅⣪⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣬⣤⣬⣶⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿

⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⠠⠤⠀⢀⣿⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠐⠀⠐⠀⠀⢀⣾⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣼⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣸⣿⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⣴⣿⣿⠃⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢠⣿⣿⣿⣇⠀⠀⢀⣾⣿⣿⣿⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣴⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⠀⠀:¨ ·.· ¨:
⠀⠀⠀⠀⢰⡿⠉⠀⡜⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠃.⠀⠀`· . ꔫ⠀
⠀⠀⠒⠒⠸⣿⣄⢀⣃⣿⣿⡟⠉⠉⠉⢹⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠚⠉⠀⠈⠻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⠁⠘⠠⠁⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠙⠛⠛⠛⠛⠛⠁⠀⠒⠤⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠨⠠⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠑⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠁⠃⠉⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀

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⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⣀⣀⣀⣀⢠⠋⠉⠉⠒⠲⢤⣀⣠⡀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⣀⣀⢀⡠⠖⠋⠉⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⠉⠢⣄⠀⠀⠀⢀⠼⠤⠇
⠀⠀⠀⣀⠔⠊⠁⠀⢨⠏⠀⠀⠀⣠⣶⣶⣦⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠱⣄⡴⠃
⢸⣉⠿⣁⠀⠀⠀⢀⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⢿⣽⣿⣼⡠⠤⢄⣀⠀⠀⢱
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠑⢦⡀⢸⠀⠀⠀⡠⠒⠒⠚⠛⠉⠀⢠⣀⡌⠳⡀⡌
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⠉⣆⠀⢰⠁⣀⣀⠀⠀⣀⠀⠈⡽⣧⢀⡷⠁
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡤⢄⠀⠈⠢⣸⣄⢽⣞⡂⠀⠈⠁⣀⡜⠁⣩⡷⠿⠆
⠀⠀⠀⠀⢯⣁⡸⠀⠀⠀⡬⣽⣿⡀⠙⣆⡸⠛⠠⢧⠀⡿⠯⠆
⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⡀⠀⠀⡤⠤⣵⠁⢸⣻⡤⠏⠀⠀⠀⠀⢹⠀⠀⠀⡊⠱⣀
⠀⠀⢀⠜⠀⢘⠀⠀⠱⠲⢜⣢⣤⣧⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢴⠇⠀⠀⠀⠧⠠⠜
⠀⠀⠘⠤⠤⠚⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⠁⠁⠀⣀⠎⠀⠻⡀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠣⣀⣀⡴⠤⠄⠴⠁

*farts cutely🎀*

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⡴⠑⡄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⣀⣀⣤⣤⣤⣀⡀
⠸⡇⠀⠿⡀⠀⠀⠀⣀⡴⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣦⡀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠑⢄⣠⠾⠁⣀⣄⡈⠙⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣆
⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⡀⠁⠀⠀⠈⠙⠛⠂⠈⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠿⡿⢿⣆
⠀⠀⠀⢀⡾⣁⣀⠀⠴⠂⠙⣗⡀⠀⢻⣿⣿⠭⢤⣴⣦⣤⣹⠀⠀⠀⢀⢴⣶⣆
⠀⠀⢀⣾⣿⣿⣿⣷⣮⣽⣾⣿⣥⣴⣿⣿⡿⢂⠔⢚⡿⢿⣿⣦⣴⣾⠸⣼⡿
⠀⢀⡞⠁⠙⠻⠿⠟⠉⠀⠛⢹⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣌⢤⣼⣿⣾⣿⡟⠉
⠀⣾⣷⣶⠇⠀⠀⣤⣄⣀⡀⠈⠻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇
⠀⠉⠈⠉⠀⠀⢦⡈⢻⣿⣿⣿⣶⣶⣶⣶⣤⣽⡹⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⠲⣽⡻⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣜⣿⣿⣿⡇
⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⣿⣿⣷⣶⣮⣭⣽⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠇
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⣀⣈⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠇
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FRICK my mom found out about my long-distance relationship. she called me into her room and said that i forgot to close my account on her phone. i almost cried and then i sat down next to her and she asked who Nine was. /c

My 🙋‍♂️ love ❤🧡💛💚💙💜 for you 🤗🤗🥰😍🤩 is like an Ojama 🤡👹👺🙈🙉🙊 i love 😻😻😻💘 you more 😱😱↗️↗️↗️➕️ than a trip 🚃✈️⛴️ to the Bahamas 🏖🏝🌅🌞🌊 and even more than a llama 🦙🦙🦙 loves ☺️☺️💖 his mama 🤰👩‍🍼 i love you in a dress 👗 but also 🤔 in pajamas 😴👕🩳 and you'll always ❤️‍🔥💪 be my little 🤏😚 Tywer-rama!! 👸😘😘💞💞💋💋🎀💎💍👑✨️✨️✨️

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You´re Valid nd Loved
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Babe, I’m breaking up with you. it’s not you, you were poggers. It’s me, I’m omegalul. I’m sorry if this is pepehands but it has to be done, I’ve just been feeling pepega and our relationship has been weirdchamp for months, it’s time to end it, no kappa.

If my girl👧😍 and my beyblades💯🔥 are both drowning🌊😦 and I could only save one😄☝️you can catch me letting it rip😤 at my girl’s funeral😅👻💀 cause it’s bey blade or catch a fade🙏👊😠💯😭

Noobmaster, hey it’s Thor again. You know, the god of thunder? Listen, buddy, if you don’t log off this game immediately I will fly over to your house, and come down to that basement you’re hiding in and rip off your arms and shove them up your butt! Oh, that’s right, yea just go cry to your father you little weasel.

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૮ ˙Ⱉ˙ ა rawr!

If you ♥♥♥♥ in the sink at exactly 4:20 am and yell “amogus” 69 times, a shadowy figured called mom will come to beat you up, and you will wake up in a place called the orphanage

📣📣 now this one 👌👌 is for my 💯 HOE-letariat ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ 😩🔥you have nothing 🚫🚫 to lose 📣 but your chains 💦💦 and your clothes 😩🙈 so let's share 👀 the means of reproduction 💦💯and lemme hammer 🙈🙈 your sickle 😩💦quit stalin' and send this 📣 to ten other 💦cummie commies™ 💦who need to be freed 🙈🙈 tonight 😩😩 get 0 back 🚫🚫 and it's straight 👀 into the 👀 gulag for you 📣📣 get 10 back 💯 and you're marx's 👀 little ♥♥♥ slut 💦😼 get 15 back and lenin 😏😩 will revolutionize 👌 your ♥♥♥♥♥ 😼🙈👀 get 20 back 😮 and you'll explode 💦🌊 like chernobyl 😩👌

♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. My mom came into my room to bring me a plate of chicken nuggets and I literally screamed at her and hit the plate of chicken nuggets out of her hand. She started yelling and swearing at me and I slammed the door on her. I'm so distressed right now I don't know what to do. I didn't mean to do that to my mom but I'm literally in shock from these reviews. I feel like I'm going to explode. Why the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ is it reviewing in the 80s like this? This can't be happening. I'm having a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ breakdown. I don't want to believe the game is only a mid-80s metacritic. I want a future for Bethesda to believe in. I cannot ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ deal with this right now. It wasn't supposed to be like this, I thought this was supposed to be a life changing 98 or higher metacritic game?? This is so ♥♥♥♥♥♥.

"Don't run, mother-♥♥♥♥er! Wait till I'm done chargin'. See how much ♥♥♥♥ing lead it takes me to put you in the ground, ♥♥♥♥-bag!"
"Oh, ♥♥♥♥ me good! When the ♥♥♥♥ will these Mother-♥♥♥♥ing goose-dud problems get out of my Mother-♥♥♥♥ng way!"
"♥♥♥♥ that Mother-♥♥♥♥er is fast! I shoulda gotten a tech-doc to give me some improvements!"
"♥♥♥♥! ♥♥♥♥! ♥♥♥♥! You stay the ♥♥♥♥ there!"

hey there buddy chum pal friend buddy pal chum bud friend fella bruther amigo pal buddy friend chummy chum chum pal i don't mean to be rude my friend pal home slice bread slice dawg but i gotta warn ya if u take one more diddly darn step right there im going to have to diddly darn snap ur neck and wowza wouldn't that be a crummy juncture, huh? do yuo want that? do wish upon yourself to come into physical experience with a crummy juncture? because friend buddy chum friend chum pally pal chum friend if you keep this up well gosh diddly darn i just might have to get not so friendly with u my friendly friend friend pal friend buddy chum pally friend chum buddy...

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ALWAYS 🕔 make sure 👍 to shave 🔪🍑 because ✌️ the last time 🕒 we let 👐😪 a bush 🌳 in our lives 👈😜👉 it did 9/11 💥🏢🏢✈️🔥🔥🔥

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I have an autistic shut-in girlfriend. It's great.

She has no friends. Zero. She wears no makeup. She spends her free time writing erotic fanfiction and other teenage girl crap even though she's close to 30 now.

She's attracted to vampires and werewolves and dragons and weird stuff like that. This is another reason I know she'll never leave me unless I abuse her or give her an actual REASON to. She's not attracted to humans.

She let me ♥♥♥♥ her whenever I want because she loves and cares about me and because she enjoys the physical act of sex but she fantasizes that I'm something else other than human when I ♥♥♥♥ her. I don't mind. Whatever makes her happy.

I'm aware of how this relationship sounds but she's assured me that she wants to be with me. I've told her that she doesn't have to have sex with me in order to stay with me but she wants to. We sleep in separate bedrooms because she wants her own space and I can't stand sleeping with someone.

Our relationship is weird but it works. To be honest I don't like women. I don't hate them but I just don't find them appealing or interesting at all. My girlfriend doesn't look or act like a woman though which is great for me. She owns 4 pairs of shoes (one for summer, one for winter, and a spare of each).

She's like a shut-in bro who shares most of my hobbies and interests, one of them being sex. I really can't imagine a better relationship.

Well, I know this is kinda weird and pushy haha, but would you like to have sex with me? I'm not a creep or a pervert, just a genuine guy. I would treat you with respect and the sex would be good. I can even make you squirt if the connection is right haha. I will not judge you or think you're "easy". So yeah, excuse me if i come across as a little uncalibrated but I think you're attractive, so what do you think? :) haha

THIS MAN LOVES

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⠀⠪⡪⡪⣪⢪⢺⢸⢢⢓⢆⢤⢀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⢊⢞⡾⣿⡯⣏⢮⠷⠁⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠈⠊⠆⡃⠕⢕⢇⢇⢇⢇⢇⢏⢎⢎⢆⢄⠀⢑⣽⣿⢝⠲⠉⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡿⠂⠠⠀⡇⢇⠕⢈⣀⠀⠁⠡⠣⡣⡫⣂⣿⠯⢪⠰⠂⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⡦⡙⡂⢀⢤⢣⠣⡈⣾⡃⠠⠄⠀⡄⢱⣌⣶⢏⢊⠂⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⢝⡲⣜⡮⡏⢎⢌⢂⠙⠢⠐⢀⢘⢵⣽⣿⡿⠁⠁
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠨⣺⡺⡕⡕⡱⡑⡆⡕⡅⡕⡜⡼⢽⡻⠏⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⣼⣳⣫⣾⣵⣗⡵⡱⡡⢣⢑⢕⢜⢕⡝
⠀⠀⠀⣴⣿⣾⣿⣿⣿⡿⡽⡑⢌⠪⡢⡣⣣⡟
⠀⠀⠀⡟⡾⣿⢿⢿⢵⣽⣾⣼⣘⢸⢸⣞⡟
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠁⠇⠡⠩⡫⢿⣝⡻⡮⣒⢽

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