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327.2 hrs on record (208.9 hrs at review time)
Gave us what they promised, then more. Pretty good example of a remaster in my opinion.
Posted 3 January.
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3.1 hrs on record (1.3 hrs at review time)
Basic idea, good execution, nice visuals. It's worth its low price. It does have some redundant moves, but the store system makes them usable. The enemy designs (in terms of combat) are unique and interesting uses of the system. The game is stable. And the animations are varied and hot.
Posted 20 September, 2025.
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5.5 hrs on record
Genuinely bad. This games difficulty boils down to "Hey player! The enemy army will get an army worth over 4k, and get an extra 2k per turn. You get 400 worth of gold, and maybe 600 if you play perfectly the first 3 turns. Oh and defend a 5 front area with only beginner units while your opponent gets the entire list. Good luck.". I have played hard strategy games; Dawn of War and its expansions, Civilization on deity mode, Chess at 1500 elo, Ratopia, and more, but this game's difficulty spikes so hard, and more importantly, is so frustrating and unenjoyable that I just stopped playing after act 2.

The characters are also just horrible. It feels so much like a D&D group of people trying to make you care about characters with no story. Literally a quote is from the protag "You're not good at chats are you" to the enemy general THAT IS LITERALLY TRYING TO MURDER THEM. Like the story is so so so bad that you can't even ignore it.

Also, I don't know if this is a me problem or what, but the game seems hard locked to 30 fps and is very poorly built like starbound (Explains why the plant people are back).

The very combat itself suck. It's always boils down to a game of chicken of who'll walk into trebuchet range first and lose half the army, Which makes the campaign worse because either you have to walk into no man's land with VERY fragile units, or the cpu can just shove their way through. Even the AI understands this and will just circle around your unit's attack range like vultures.

Just avoid this game, there are so many better options. It really ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ sucks how this studio had two massive misses on such promising games.
Posted 14 September, 2025. Last edited 14 September, 2025.
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55.1 hrs on record (5.6 hrs at review time)
Is fun and cute when you figure it out; good luck figuring it out though lol. I highly recommend just figuring stuff out your first playthrough, and having your second playthrough be your actual attempt at playing the game.
Posted 10 May, 2025.
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43.2 hrs on record (11.0 hrs at review time)
better then dark crusade if you only play skirmish
Posted 4 April, 2025.
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1 person found this review helpful
127.0 hrs on record (13.7 hrs at review time)
only game where mods making it better is an actual argument
Posted 30 March, 2025.
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19.3 hrs on record (8.6 hrs at review time)
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very cute and hot. But best part is the game is very well optimized, runs very smoothly on older and weaker computers, would recommend if you only have an 18 year old computer. Also to all the people struggling, skill issue. It is not too hard at all, you just need to learn good resource managment.
Posted 19 March, 2025. Last edited 9 May, 2025.
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261.6 hrs on record (259.7 hrs at review time)
pretty good, able to put in a lot of hours into it
Posted 19 February, 2025.
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4.9 hrs on record (3.4 hrs at review time)
funny ragdoll game with cars
Posted 31 December, 2024.
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1 person found this review helpful
177.2 hrs on record (16.9 hrs at review time)
My favorite RTS game (mostly from nostalgia). Do not try to mod as it is evil and somehow made every game in my library have nothing but purple textures. Would recommend modding still though cause it is funny
Posted 27 December, 2024.
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