Recent reviews by Actual Otter Piers Nivans

i can finally live coherently in a pre 9/11 world

this is what happened when my wife left me 10/10 accuracy

he is my friend, i trust him with my life.

the game is really short, my friend and i beat it in 4.5 hours, and even paying sale price of 15$ i feel like that's a little steep because there's not much replayability (its just one persons life, it'd be really great if there were more storylines to follow or levels!) but it was so nice to play and i loved the look of it. it was very cute, so if the price doesnt bother u, go for it !

i cried

i know im early in but its literally ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ that this game throws everything at you in the first hour, and cant even find a way to be tactful about it when the other games at least paced us. basically argenwarrior's (one of the top negative reviews) review sums up really well how i feel about the game thus far and how i'm sure i'll feel by the time i finish it- if i finish it. i wanted to play this one because i wanted to do BoS, but I'm not sure if I'll get that far or be able to justify buying it lolol

the first hour and a half was genuinely so overwhelming and irking for me (disclaimer; i do have some niche phobias at play so im sure for normal people it would not be as bad) that i had to close it after that. i'm going to see how far i get, but the summary is i get what they wanted to do so far, they did it in a ♥♥♥♥♥♥ way, and it doesnt really feel like bioshock to me. so i guess as a heads up, look into the antagonists of the game, the setting, etc. to see if you should play this game. because basically its like wolfenstein, but with like, no heads up of what yr abt to go into and it all comes at you SUPER fast at once.

ill probably get around to updating this when i uninstall the game

edit: update

i finished the game, i finished burial at sea. just watch a playthru or get it very very very much on sale. bos was better, until i remembered those fundamental issues i had with infinite. it was nice to be back in rapture and really really lovely to see it before everything came down <3

it's always them rich folk huh

i needed to review a game that i nominated and honestly im stilll too fked up to think of an honest to god review that really explains now much i loved this game??? like im still so overwhelmed i cannot put it to words how amazing the emotion was in this game and the writing and

i started it up for my friend a couple weeks ago and was still just as emotional as when i first played


anyway yeah

theres the review

thank god i took typing classes because im crying as i write this