Please DO NOT announce to the server when you are going to masturbate. This has been a reoccurring issue, and I’m not sure why some people have such under developed social skills that they think that a server full of mostly male strangers would need to know that. No one is going to be impressed and give you a high five (especially considering where that hand has been). I don’t want to add this to the rules, since it would be embarrassing for new users to see that we have a problem with this, but it is going to be enforced as a rule from now on.

If it occurs, you will be warned, then additional occurrences will be dealt with at the discretion of modstaff. Thanks.

I'm not a boomer. I am not a boomer. Do not f ucking call me a boomer ever again. I am quite honestly one of the least boomer people you have ever met. I make jokes about depression, mad f ucking f ucked depression. I am not boomer. I am not a boomer. Stop saying I am a boomer. If you were a boomer, I would have probably already punched the s hit out of you by now, but fortunately you are a zoomer whose body remained un-touched by my fat, meaty, fists because I AM NOT A BOOMER. If I was a boomer though, you would find my Jackhammer pounding your face with my fists. Luckily for you, I am NOT A BOOMER, and you will have your virgin face remain unpounded ad infinitum. Actually, it seems to me like you are the boomer here. You are a boomer, not me. I am not a boomer, and I will never be. If I was ever a boomer in a past life (which I WASN'T), I would be killing myself right now, that is how boomer I AM NOT.

I've 🙋 taken 🔫 all 💯 the fiber 🍞💩 out of her 👩 diet 🍷. I 👁 hid 🔒 the Activia. I 👁 replaced 👎 all 💯 the Benefiber with Splenda. WHY 🤔 IS SHE 👩 STILL 🤞🙌 POOPING 💩????? I've 🙋 told 🗣👂 her 👩🏾 so many 👬 times 🕐 how I 👥 feel 😜 about 💦 women 🆕👩 pooping 😏 and since 💦 she 👩 wouldn't 😩 listen 🎧, I 👁 had to take 👊 matters 🙅 into my own hands 👋. I 👁 even 🌃 mildly 😷 sedated her 👩 so that she 👧 wouldn't 😩 think 🤔💭 about 💦 pooping 💩 and go 🏃 to the bathroom 🚽. However 🖐, we've 👫 run 🏃🏼 out of Depends 🤔 and she's 👩🏽‍🎤 still 🙄😽 pooping 💩. How do I 👁 make 💘 it STOPPPPPPPPP????

I 👥 blame 😡 feminism 🙅 for giving 🎁 women 🆕👩 this stupid 💩 notion 💡🤔 that they're 👨 allowed 😖 to poop 💩. Everyone 👥 knows 💭 that's ✔ the man's 👨 job 💼.

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Bro I hate😡wasting money💵on stuff that doesn’t🙅‍♂️work! Like, I bought💸 a microwave👌🌊and I used the pizza🍕button🔴👈, but when I opened🗝🚪it, it was still beans!🥫 SMH.😤

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