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   𝓝𝓘𝓒𝓔 𝓦𝓔𝓔𝓚    
               
                     
                        
            

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Give a man a fire and he'll be warm for the rest of the day
Throw a man into the fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life!

                     
            
         
         
                  
      
 𝔻ℝ𝕀ℕ𝕂?


   
      
      
   

                     
            
         
         
                  
      
 𝔻ℝ𝕀ℕ𝕂?


   
      
      
   

Sleep deprivation makes us stupider and causes obesity, so I get three hours of sleep :D

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The best way to make a man run faster than any transporter is to run in front of him!

how did the furries come to be?
I don't know. Ask my friend Dizis, he's a zoophile

- Cab Driver - I drive a cab for fun, actually I sell people
- You drove around the corner...
- I know.

What do gender and the twin towers?
First there were two, and now you can't joke about them.

Good advise

Don't break a human heart, because it's the only one. Better to break his bones - 260 of them!

Good Advice

Believe in yourself, because who else is going to do it?
(Not me)

"What? Why are there inconsistencies in the Bible? Shouldn't God's book be perfect?"
Ah, the answer is quite simple: the Bible was not written by the Almighty himself, but by a human hand, whose movements on the papyrus were guided by the Holy Spirit. Which makes the Bible not a God-made, but a God-inspired book. People tend to make mistakes, you know. Like, for example, your parents did.

Do you know why Jesus Christ rise from the dead? Because they didn't bury him properly

Good advice
Don't be part of the problem - be the problem itself

I know you are bald

did you know that the ocean floor smells like a shortage of air?

Fix the camera, please. I can't see you

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⣿⣿⣿⠀⣿⣶⣕⣈⠹⠿⠿⠿⠿⠟⠛⣛⢋⣰⠣⣿⣿⠀⣿
⣿⣿⣿⡀⣿⣿⣿⣧⢻⣿⣶⣷⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠿⠶⡝⠀⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣷⠘⣿⣿⣿⢏⣿⣿⣋⣀⣈⣻⣿⣿⣷⣤⣤⣿⡐⢿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣆⢩⣝⣫⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⠿⠿⠦⠀⠸⠿⣻⣿⡄⢻
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡄⢻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣶⣶⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⠇⣼
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⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠇⣼⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢀⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠏⢰⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢸⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⠟⣰⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠀⣿
⣿⣿⣿⠋⣴⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡄⣿
⣿⣿⠋⣼⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⢸
⣿⠏⣼⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡯⢸

good advice for today

If you don't have children your descendants probably won't either

good advice for today

you know what you call an African-American woman who's had six abortions?
Crime fighter.

good advice for today

The best way to make a man run faster than any transporter is to run in front of him!

today's riddle

your brain thinks that squares below are actually diferent color but they`re not
🟥 - 🟦
dont belive me? put your finger up your ass

good advice today

Being happy is like peeing your pants
for example, I haven't done that since I was eight years old!

did you know that black people may not be able to take certain medications that are meant for white people?

Question of the day, what's your favorite waifu?
(my Ellen Joe)

good advice today
if a girl calls your
♥♥♥♥ is small.
just remember that
she doesn't have one at all

good advice today
ask a man if he's gonna date
and ask him two questions
If yes, breathe
If no, recite the Bible in Japanese

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⣿⡟⢿⣿⢀⠉⠻⣿⣿⣿⠏⠁⠄⣸⢸⡟⠄⠄⠄⢹⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣯⠄⠄⠙⡘⡆⠄⠈⠁⠁⡀⠄⠄⠫⢸⡇⠄⠄⠄⣸⣿⢿⣿⣿⢻
⣿⣆⠄⠄⡀⢠⠋⢱⠄⢸⠈⡇⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⢀⣾⣿⢟⣥⣶⡿⣪
⣿⣿⣷⡄⠂⠈⠂⠘⠄⠈⠒⠁⠄⢀⡎⠄⠄⣞⣝⢾⢏⣯⣵⣾⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⡄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⢀⡼⢀⣠⣾⢝⣫⣵⠏⠁⠘⠋⢉
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡀⠄⢀⣼⣿⡆⢀⣨⡮⠟⠃⣾⠏⠄⠁⠄⠄⠄⠄⠘
⣿⣿⡟⣫⣶⣶⣿⢻⣾⡹⡶⠝⠁⠄⠄⠄⠋⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠠⣤⣾
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⣿⣿⡘⢿⣿⣿⣭⡵⢊⢿⠋⠁⠄⠄⠄⠄⢠⣶⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣷⣌⠿⣿⣥⡾⠛⠁⣀⣀⡀⠄⠄⠄⠈⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣶⠈⠁⠄⠄⢠⣿⣿⣷⡄⠄⠄⠄⠈⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⠄⠄⠄⢀⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣦⣄⣀⣤⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿

𝐊𝐎𝐑𝐒𝐓𝐄𝐃 bad advice for today

statistically, the leading cause of dehydration is under-drinking

𝐊𝐎𝐑𝐒𝐓𝐄𝐃 bad advice for today

To become rich is necessary:
1) Get off the couch
2) Try to force yourself to do something about it
3) Repeat the process

𝐊𝐎𝐑𝐒𝐓𝐄𝐃 bad advice for today

Don't be afraid to get started!
Be afraid to finish!

𝐊𝐎𝐑𝐒𝐓𝐄𝐃 bad advice for today

Give a man a fire and he'll be warm for the rest of the day
Throw a man into the fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life!

𝐊𝐎𝐑𝐒𝐓𝐄𝐃 bad advice for today

I don't like slutty parties
*When I wasn't invited to them :(

𝐊𝐎𝐑𝐒𝐓𝐄𝐃 bad advice for today

If you're homeless, just buy a house