Recent reviews by prideys

another janky sad rip off. it feels like you have no control over the fat POS on screen. should of learned your lesson in 2014. SHUT DOWN THE STUDIO! 400+ peanut brains looking to get into a new line of work

EDIT - GET THIS OFF THE STEAM STORE ASAP HOLY GOD THIS IS THE WORST GAME IVE EVER PLAYED

Janky and boring. It feels like im playing mincraft on my ipod mini. Sell the studio and find a new occupation. cheerss

EDIT - worst game ive ever played. NEVER make another souls like game. try making a farming sim.

Too many gimmicks and complete laziness from the boys over at supergg.com. nice name guys shut down the studio and get into a new line of work

robbed me of my life clock never make anothe rgame ever again

biggest joke ive ever played. cant believe this have been released to the public

EDIT - HOW HAS THIS DLC BEEN RELEASED TO THE PUBLIC? THIS HAS TO BE ILLEGAL? TEAM NINJA STOP MAKING GAMES AND SELL THE STUDIO PLEASEEEEE IM BEGGING

EDIT2 - CANT STOP LAUGHING DLC 2 IS ACTUALLY THE WORST DLC EVER MADE, I KNOW YOU SMOOTH BRAINS ARE UNDER CONTRACT TO RUSH OUT SOME GARBAGE BUT ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ HAVE SOME SHAME LOL

I picked up Fake Poo and my gun started making fart noises. never make another game again milk bar lads im genuinely serious

Hilarious. The southern man said he never got as high with a blunt when the gods of favor granted him 4 consecutive jumps.
I am now on my flight to Switzerland to get euthanized. Thanks team crema good job

Wow. All I can say. Blown away by how sexy some of these models are. Exhilarating! My water gun was rock solid spraying these beautiful women. My only complaint you ask? "All characters are over 18 years old" Is there any need for this? It's a little offensive to people that compose themselves as MAP. Maybe just because you have to be 18 to work in a nightclub? Hopefully! Anyway the amount of ♥♥♥ that my monitor is now drenched in, let's just say it was worth it ;-)

Terrib le game i got royale flushed by doyle brunson first game on, whats the point