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Reporter: "Thoughts on the one-game ban?"
wILLIAM a. gORP: "Just a brief pause. I'll be back strong."
Fan: "We love you, William!"
wILLIAM a. gORP: "Thanks! I'll always keep trying, even if I can't parallel park."
Reporter: "Will it affect your reputation?"
wILLIAM a. gORP: "Nah, I've got my dog's approval, and that's what matters."
Fan: "Any dinner plans?"
wILLIAM a. gORP: "Pizza sounds perfect."
Crowd: "wILLIAM! wILLIAM! wILLIAM!"
I invited him to my house for a csgo lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.
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