Recent reviews by pr0fitablekillc0unt

After playing Hitman: Contracts in 2k4 when I was like a darn teenager I thought it was cool, but meh. So I never thought about that game again, almost completely ignoring the franchise. Until I played Hitman: Absolution in 2k12 for 7 minutes. Which was like meh for me, too. Watching AGDQ and Hitman Speedruns, this gem caught my eye. I thought I could give this a go. Now I am hooked. Getting every challenge right, trying new ways of completing a mission and stuff. This game is awesome.

This game is so awesome. I think thats all I have to say.

This is the type of shooter I love since I was a kiddo, playing online with a ISDN Modem. Sick fast movement, jumping around the map while shooting ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ monsters is awesome. This Game kicks butt and makes kitties wet!

Best Coop-FPS-Shooter-Instant-Action-Game out there, if u like shooting Zombies. Rock on!