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1 person found this review helpful
1.9 hrs on record
Bad
Posted 19 December, 2023.
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2,365.0 hrs on record (1,297.6 hrs at review time)
---{Graphics}---
☐ You forget what reality is
☐ Beautiful
☐ Good
☑ Decent (It's a map game)
☐ Bad
☐ Don‘t look too long at it
☐ MS-DOS

---{Gameplay}---
☑ Very good (Can be enhanced with the wonderful mods of the community; i.e Mussolini in a Supreme jacket)
☐ Good
☐ It‘s just gameplay
☐ Meh
☐ Watch paint dry instead
☐ Just don't

---{Audio}---
☐ Eargasm
☐ Very good
☑ Good (Mods can always give you better music if you want)
☐ Not too bad
☐ Bad
☐ I'm now deaf

---{Audience}---
☐ Kids
☑ Teens
☑ Adults
☑ All (Appeals more to a specific type of person who enjoys mass strategy rather than an age demographic)

---{PC Requirements}---
☐ Check if you can run paint
☐ Potato
☑ At least Decent
☑ Fast
☑ Rich boi
☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer

---{Difficulty}---
☐ Just press 'W'
☐ Easy
☑ Significant brain usage
☑ Easy to learn / Hard to master
☑ Difficult
☐ Dark Souls

---{Grind}---
☑ Nothing to grind
☐ Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks
☐ Isn't necessary to progress
☐ Average grind level
☐ Too much grind
☐ You‘ll need a second life for grinding

---{Story}---
☐ No Story
☐ Some lore
☐ Average
☐ Good
☑ Lovely (It's all up to the players of the match!)
☐ It‘ll replace your life

---{Game Time}---
☐ Long enough for a cup of coffee
☐ Short
☐ Average
☑ Long
☑ To infinity and beyond

---{Price}---
☐ It’s free!
☑ Worth the price (I recommend waiting for a sale though)
☐ If you have some spare money left
☐ Not recommended
☐ You could also just burn your money

---{Bugs}---
☐ Never heard of
☑ Minor bugs
☐ Can get annoying
☐ ARK: Survival Evolved
☐ The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs
Posted 19 January, 2021.
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1 person found this review funny
84.5 hrs on record
INTRO:
Although enjoying this game for the 84 hours that I owned it, I have to say I am heavily disappointed. I never really thought of a giving a review, but trust me, I have something important to say. I recently noticed this games growing popularity as of January of 2021, however, I purchased this game in about 2018-2019ish.
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MY PROBLEM:
I had gotten a ban over 800 days ago now, and to this day I still have no idea why. It should be known to new players, unless they have changed their support system, that if you get falsely banned, you will most likely never gotten unbanned. I am sad to say that this game looked very promising although I was fairly new. However, this game has essentially locked down my Steam profile and I cannot preform a lot of actions most Steam users can do, as I have a ban on my account. Steam also had given me a lowered trust factor on CS:GO due to a ban I could not control, and only after 800+ days have I just started to queue normal games despite having Prime and being a "trusted" member. I had contacted Facepunch about my issue and they gave me an automated response about VAC bans and did not even take the time to spell my name correctly. I also in no way endorse cheating and am all about grinding games for skill.
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VERDICT:
I would not base my purchase solely off this review if I were a consumer looking to buy this game, it looks like heaps of fun, and I just wish I could have taken part in this experience. I just think it is worth saying since I have been silent for so long about this issue, but as a consumer I would like to know that at least there is a risk that if I buy a game, I have the possibility of getting banned for no reason and not being able to ever properly appeal.
Posted 11 January, 2021.
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2 people found this review helpful
9.9 hrs on record (0.2 hrs at review time)
Meh.
Posted 10 January, 2019.
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