Consider for like, two seconds how long I've had my account, and that I've probably seen every variation of every possible scam. It happens frequently enough that I feel the need to write this, which is pretty annoying in and of itself. If you still think you're clever enough to get me to trust some stranger adding me and saying whatever, it would serve you well to check out that Dunning-Kruger paper:

https://doi.org/10.1037/0022-3514.77.6.1121

If you've been careless enough to ignore this, you should know I will be wasting your time for as long as it takes for you to figure it out.