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A guy named Jake read this and laughed later that night I took a knife out of his kitchen and stabbed him to death. You dont wanna be Jake do you?
A girl named Sandra read this and only posted it to 10 pictures SILLY GIRL SHES ONLY 11 BUT OH WELL. That day she saw me and ran to her grandmas house… She asked her could she use the bathroom…but guess what I was already there Shes now in a coma.
A smart guy named Phill read this and posted it to 20 pictures because he was scared... The next morning he won the lottery And his Girlfriend accepted his marrige.
0 pictures-Death 10 pics-Coma 20-Pics somthing good will happen
A guy named Jake read this and laughed later that night I took a knife out of his kitchen and stabbed him to death. You dont wanna be Jake do you?
A girl named Sandra read this and only posted it to 10 pictures SILLY GIRL SHES ONLY 11 BUT OH WELL. That day she saw me and ran to her grandmas house… She asked her could she use the bathroom…but guess what I was already there Shes now in a coma.
A smart guy named Phill read this and posted it to 20 pictures because he was scared... The next morning he won the lottery And his Girlfriend accepted his marrige.
0 pictures-Death 10 pics-Coma 20-Pics somthing good will happen
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Check out the SC2 match here. So fun to watch :)
1. You go to a party, sit down and take MySpace pics.
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