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"Have a cigarette"
"Um..no thanks"
"Do you want to be cool?"
"Yeah but can I not smoke"
"You have too"
"Then I won't be cool"
"Ok. *cough,cough*"
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✝ post dis on other peoplez profiles if u miss jesus ✝
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░░░░░░▐▀░░░░░░▐▌░░ HALF LIFE 3
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It's COOL to be gay!
Post this on the wall of a homosexual friend and tell them how COOL they are
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WE TRUE HOMIES
WE RIDE TOGETHER
WE DIE TOGETHER
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I am Proud to Cross swords with a fellow Warrior
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| Windows has detect your realy gay and suptid.
| Is truth ?
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| |Yes | |Yes | |Yes | |
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I'll be a good boy, I promise - no mommy, don't hit me -
OW! Why do you have to treat me like ♥♥♥♥, mommy? Don't - don't hit - you're hurting me -
OW! Why do you have to be such a ♥♥♥♥♥?! Why don't you ... why don't you just ♥♥♥♥ off and DIE!
Why can't you just ♥♥♥♥ off and DIE!
Why can't you just leave me and DIE! Never stick your hand in my face again, ♥♥♥♥♥. ♥♥♥♥ YOU!
I don't need this ♥♥♥♥, you stupid, sadistic, abusive ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥! Wouldya like to know how it feels, mommy?
Well here it comes, GET READY TO DIE!
www . virus(dot)com
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is this you?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YHEgy54bnm4
jan-powerful jutsu
feb- spirit bullet through his face
mar- dead dad hokage
apr- secret ninja art: screw dad
may- special beam cannon
jun- no job stunner
jul- sephiroth gunblade
aug- anime bullets and guns
sep- attack on dad sword
oct- demon scythe
nov- dad assassin android
dec- iron reaver dad stealer
http://puu.sh/grbW0/99d46226cf.jpg
isnt it
+ComfyChimera That's not cool, man. I have a stuttering issue, and I DESPISE those who feel they must belittle those who suffer from it. If I were you... I would never insert a comment of that caliber again. You may cause great upsetting in the world... be mindful, Jedi.
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you're a piece of ♥♥♥♥ no wonder your father left you piece of ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ subhuman trash maybe a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ gun would suffice for your christmas present so you could end the miserable little pile of ♥♥♥♥ you call your ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ life
happy christmas ♥♥♥♥♥