holy jealous, what a bum!

idk who u r stop flexing fake money on me bum

Uh oh someone’s broke and jealous

erm are u broke

https://open.spotify.com/track/69Pgv7Xos2ugd2QsW3wbh5?si=4d876707bcbd4db1

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/ >🍆 you can have my ♥♥♥♥!

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/ >🍆 but just a suck..

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/ >🍆 OH! KEEP SUCKING!

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/ >🍆💦💦 OH ♥♥♥♥! *♥♥♥♥ all over you*

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W traumadump

I'm a girl. I cry over stupid boys. My room is a mess. Sometimes music is my only friend. I'm not perfect. I never will be, but I'm me.

A smile can hide so much pain.

Vampires used to suck blood. Now, because of "Twilight", they just suck ♥♥♥♥.

Society is funny. They ask you to be yourself and yet they judge you.

This time, last year, everything was so different.

Without his texts.. your phone feels empty.

That "stare" before the kiss.

I don't care if it's 5 minutes or a whole night, I just want to see you.

Falling in love is easy, staying in love is a challenge, letting go is hard, and moving on is the hardest.

Signed by 蝙蝠侠 - Thanks for being a fan!

normal chud cope below

I've seen handicapped people play better.

add me too, consistently outperforms

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Crazy to trash talk a teammate cause they can hit AWP shots.
Instead of trash talking the entire match, teach the two noobs you have to learn to play the game and not aim at the floor, maybe they can have a 50% HS rating too, pathetic.

Property is theft man!

Ó <——Me
|\__Ō <——-You
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Me sowwy you scare me ;(

Tu sei un surgelato. Non per modo di dire, non per scherzo, non per provocazione: lo sei veramente, profondamente, strutturalmente. Sei un surgelato nel midollo, nel cuore, nella testa. Hai la consistenza compatta di qualcosa rimasto troppo tempo in un freezer emotivo, avvolto in strati e strati di plastica invisibile. Sei freddo anche quando sorridi, sei sigillato anche quando parli. Ogni tuo gesto è calibrato, ogni tua parola è trattenuta, come se dovesse restare intatta per un'eternità che non arriva mai. Sei un surgelato che non si scongela nemmeno al sole. Un blocco di tempo fermo, di emozioni messe in pausa, di vita ibernata. Eppure, anche così, hai una forma precisa. Una presenza. Un’attesa. Forse, un giorno, qualcuno troverà il modo di scioglierti. Ma per ora, sì: tu sei un surgelato.

AWP maestro

let's slay together again

On fire!

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keyboard warrior

horrible player

I sent an angel to watch over you last night, but it came back and I asked, "Why?" The angel said, "Angels don't watch over angels!" Twenty angels are in your world. Ten of them are sleeping, nine of them are playing and one of them is reading this message. God has seen you struggling with some things and God says it's over. A blessing is coming your way. If you believe in God send this th 14 friends, including me. If I don't get it back, I guess I'm not one of them. As soon as you get 5 replies, someone you love will quietly surprise you...not joking. Pass this message on. Please don't ignore it. You are being tested and God is going to fix two big things in your favor. If you believe in God, drop everything and pass it on. Tomorrow will be the best day of your life. Don't break this. Send this to 14 friends in 10 minutes. It's not that hard. Whoever sent this to you must care

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1600 hours and we still in gold what we doing!?!?!?

fanboy cope below - never meet your heroes kid.

♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ your profile is more gay than i thought

hi dr shrimp. miss u

𝗛𝗲𝗿𝗲'𝘀 𝘁𝗼 𝗮 𝗖𝗵𝗿𝗶𝘀𝘁𝗺𝗮𝘀 𝗳𝗶𝗹𝗹𝗲𝗱 𝘄𝗶𝘁𝗵 𝗵𝗶𝗴𝗵 𝗙𝗣𝗦, 𝗹𝗼𝘄 𝗽𝗶𝗻𝗴, 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗲𝗽𝗶𝗰 𝘄𝗶𝗻𝘀! 𝗠𝗮𝘆 𝘆𝗼𝘂𝗿 𝗹𝗼𝗼𝘁 𝗯𝗲 𝗹𝗲𝗴𝗲𝗻𝗱𝗮𝗿𝘆, 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝘆𝗼𝘂𝗿 𝗴𝗮𝗺𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗰𝗵𝗮𝗶𝗿 𝗲𝘅𝘁𝗿𝗮 𝗰𝗼𝗺𝗳𝘆. 𝗠𝗲𝗿𝗿𝘆 𝗖𝗵𝗿𝗶𝘀𝘁𝗺𝗮𝘀, 𝗴𝗮𝗺𝗲𝗿 𝗳𝗿𝗶𝗲𝗻𝗱! 🎮🎄🚀

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quick thinker

you fu cking prick

I wonder if this man is partial to any crustecean

Also a huge racist

i knew this guy when i was in middle school there was a scandal that this kid was found in the boys bathroom with his pants around his ankles tugging and his ♥♥♥♥ so hard and saying he wanted to be a femboy boy L ♥♥♥♥♥♥

second game I've played with her (him?) Keeps bring up my sister in law thats 12

very effeminate voice probably will end up becoming a femboy and contracting an std and dying alone cuz he broke off the relationship with his parents and they cant stand to look at him

She's really funny, she uses the same joke over and over. 10/10, would love playing with her again. I'm really dying over my chair because of how funny she the is. 3/10 for having 3x the hours she has in CS but still lower than me.

Guy has no ♥♥♥♥ or balls

i just had sex with your girlfriend and now she has you blocked

u smell like beef

Dear Mr. I like to have fun, I propose a new name: Dr. Shrimp Puerto Rico.

vanuchka from maslachusets