Colonel Onebomb
Paul Johnson
West Midlands, United Kingdom (Great Britain)
Currently Offline
Recent Activity
142 hrs on record
last played on 28 Jan
1.6 hrs on record
last played on 26 Dec, 2025
10.9 hrs on record
last played on 21 Nov, 2025
Comments
Boss Kemp 10 Jan @ 3:59am 
After a good game in csgo, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great CS and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a csgo lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.
buffy the incel slayer 6 Apr, 2025 @ 1:18pm 
aLRIGHT BOSS
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Boss Kemp 25 Dec, 2023 @ 2:05pm 
If my girl👧😍 and my beyblades💯🔥 are both drowning🌊😦 and I could only save one😄☝️️ you can Catch me letting it rip at my girls funeral😅👻💀 Cause it's bey blade or catch a fade my ♥♥♥♥♥🙏👊 😠💯😭
Boss Kemp 30 Dec, 2021 @ 1:42pm 
Fast & finishes quickly. Top Shagger.
K3vla 9 Mar, 2012 @ 8:08am 
Fast and nice trader :) +rep