https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tutR8UwfQpE

Meeting Photostel was incredible. I was talking to him for five minutes until someone from his team came over and said, ‘He doesn’t speak English.’

35 years without a footjob... Do you have any idea what that does to a man?

just got a liter of expired lymphatic fluid from long John silvers on the east side for about six bucks

I will not die by my own hand, I will die by the hand of the Chicago Transit Authority

Go step on stickies more, complain harder and keep talking ♥♥♥♥ while you're under 15 score :).