Congratulations on your recent victory. You've earned it. You and your warframe and operator and drifter and ordis. Look at you, you come to this place when you know you are not pure. You use the keys, but you are mere trespassers. Only I, Vor, know the true power of the Void. I was cut in half, destroyed, but through its Janus Key, the Void called to me. It brought me here and here I was reborn. We cannot blame these creatures, they are being led by a false prophet, an impostor who knows not the secrets of the Void. Behold the Tenno, come to scavenge and desecrate this sacred realm. My brothers, did I not tell of this day? Did I not prophesize this moment? Now, I will stop them. Let it be known, if you want true salvation, you will lay down your arms, and wait for the baptism of my Janus key.I will teach these trespassers the redemptive power of my Janus key. They will learn it's simple truth. You are lost, and will resist. But I, Vor, will cleanse this place of your impurity.

Hello, I can see you have some groups related to fanatical and other bundled sites, and i'm looking for a few old bundled games, maybe you could accept my friend request so we could swap a few cd-keys? I could offer a few games from your wishlist and I'm ready to go first

Hey Kiddo...

138 away, you're catching up... better luck next year. hope you're doing well

Hello mister Pixel,

Thank you for your heartfelt message. This time, I remembered and looked forward to your message, but kept forgetting to preempt it. Perhaps next year.

Hope you're doing well. SPQR.

- slizer88

P.S. You're catching up. 4,102

Good to hear from you my guy. 3,136 is scrub numbers get on my level. See you in the Conclave.

Dearest Pixel (Proper?),

It is good to hear from you. How are the wife and kids? Has that one thing cleared up? Please stop sending me photos of it.

It has been a long time since we met, so I do appreciate these annual cards we exchange. Thank you for noticing my Warframe hours, I see you have 2621 hours yourself. I myself just finished The New War quest. Really weird way to end the story, who would've guessed the Lotus was actually Hermann Göring resurrected. It was also a shame John Cena had to die, but that's what you get for choosing the fascists.

Can't wait to see how life is going for you next year. Take care,

-slizer88

Thank you my eternal friend. Many blessings to you and your lineage.

Good news, Warframe says I only have 1423 hours of playtime in missions. The rest is in menus and in the launcher. I thought you would want to know. Thanks.

You and your... pixels... happy new year have a nice day

Hello Proper, i would love to talk with you and gather feedback about the Backlog you tried today. I didn't want to add you without asking beforehand. Thanks

Dear Pixel Proper,

I bid you good tidings from across the pond, on this the twenty-eigth of December, in the year of our Lord MMXVII, Anno Domini. I was quite pleased to have received your recent letter in the form of a delightful "Steam profile comment". I must say this was indeed a pleasant surprise, as we have not had the joy of conversing in many decades. In response, I should like to convey unto you my utmost gratitude and well wishes. Please give my best to Marjorie and the children. May you have a glorious New Year.

Blood for the Blood God.

slizer88

P.S. hey fk u man i leave warframe on sometimes and it's free why u gotta hate man i prolly put 10k hours in starcrafts n sht ok? ok kisses.

He is Ibn Battuta

DAT PROFILE PIC DOE... GET REKT M8

Sounds unpleasant.

BONERS

for Cheesyc (aka The WizWithBiz)