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In this charming world, individuals who possess magic powers have only one way to recover their magical energy - through sex! After a few attempts to get you back, a local sorcerer's apprentice happens to mention the prophecy, and you face an important choice.
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The guy literally sells his own species to feed the hungry maw of American consumerism. ♥♥♥♥ you Mr. Peanut you bourgeoisie piece of ♥♥♥♥. I hope the peanut families you sent to their deaths each get to take turns shoving a red hot poker in your eyes while you burn in hell
I'm an Instagram girl's wet dream, and I still turn that♥♥♥♥♥♥down since I have better options throwing themselves at me nearly every time I go out in public.
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Here's why:
Think about how quickly the entire WWWIII (Wizarding-World War III) would have ended if all of the good guys had simply armed up with good ol' American hot lead.
Basilisk? Let's see how tough it is when you shoot it with a .470 Nitro Express. Worried about its Medusa-gaze? Wear night vision goggles. The image is light-amplified and re-transmitted to your eyes. You aren't looking at it--you're looking at a picture of it.
Imagine how epic the first movie would be if Harry had put a breeching charge on the bathroom wall, flash-banged the hole, and then went in wearing NVGs and a Kevlar-weave stab-vest, carrying a SPAS-12.
Now I know what you're going to say: "But a wizard could just disarm someone with a gun!" Yeah, well they can also disarm someone with a wand (as they do many times throughout the books/movies). But which is faster: saying a spell or pulling a trigger?
Avada Kedavra, meet Avtomat Kalashnikova.
I can see it now...Voldemort roaring with evil laughter and boasting to Harry that he can't be killed, since he is protected by seven Horcruxes, only to have Harry give a crooked grin, flick his cigarette butt away, and deliver what would easily be the best one-liner in the entire series:
"Well then I guess it's a good thing my 1911 holds 7+1."
And that is why Harry Potter should have carried a 1911.
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There ain’t nothing I can’t do.
No ADR too high, no Pug too rough, no bowlcut too tough. I’ve learned a lot of lessons in my life. Never shoot a large caliber man with a M4A1 bullet. I've met all kinds of nerds. Floppy, Dizzywi, and even Tarhee who tilts when you don't watch his connector.
Anybody in ESEA deserves to be double dinked through smoke. AK spam is for cowards.
I’m a bot, I’m a quitter, I’m an ESEA ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. If your feeling puggy than you better queue because this quad awper has been there, done that and is going back for more.