Sgt. Pitswallop
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Contents
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1 - Greetings
2 - The End.



GREETINGS
==========
Hello.

THE END.
========

:steambored::steamfacepalm::steamhappy::steammocking::steamsad::steamsalty:



INTERVIEW WITH THE AUTHOR
=========================
"Hello and welcome to the interview show, or should I say
GREETINGS, ha ha?!"
==========

"Hello."

"So tell me about how you came up with the idea for this book."

"Well basically I just decided to write a book with 2 chapters, which is something--"

"--something that no author has ever accomplished before."

"Yes, exactly. Because that's a hard thing to do for an author, because it leaves basically no room for story whatsoever."

"But then you went one step further."

"Yes, I decided to add an 'Interview with the Author" section to the end of the book, which is actually longer than the book itself."

"Yes, and inside of this interview is a sneak-preview chapter of the upcoming sequel to this book, which I will release in February."

SNEAK PREVIEW
==============
"If you kill me the story will end because I am the main character," said John, the Main Character, just before he was shot and died.

THE END.
========

CREDITS
=======
Director
Me

Illustrator
Me

Soundtrack
Me
hello welcome to my page

Contents
=======
1 - Greetings
2 - The End.



GREETINGS
==========
Hello.

THE END.
========

:steambored::steamfacepalm::steamhappy::steammocking::steamsad::steamsalty:



INTERVIEW WITH THE AUTHOR
=========================
"Hello and welcome to the interview show, or should I say
GREETINGS, ha ha?!"
==========

"Hello."

"So tell me about how you came up with the idea for this book."

"Well basically I just decided to write a book with 2 chapters, which is something--"

"--something that no author has ever accomplished before."

"Yes, exactly. Because that's a hard thing to do for an author, because it leaves basically no room for story whatsoever."

"But then you went one step further."

"Yes, I decided to add an 'Interview with the Author" section to the end of the book, which is actually longer than the book itself."

"Yes, and inside of this interview is a sneak-preview chapter of the upcoming sequel to this book, which I will release in February."

SNEAK PREVIEW
==============
"If you kill me the story will end because I am the main character," said John, the Main Character, just before he was shot and died.

THE END.
========

CREDITS
=======
Director
Me

Illustrator
Me

Soundtrack
Me
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