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jana 02 28 Jul, 2025 @ 2:22pm 
it's a really lucrative role
it's called my boyfriend
requirements:
6'2+
must love escape rooms horror movies & cuddling
big ♥♥♥♥
armpit hair
and an occasional FaceTime call
the salary is $0
but it's a good job offer I think
perks include a cute boyfriend with a great personality and huge ass, free living in a $10,000,000 house in LA, fun travel opportunities, good head, and more
76561199416046946 28 Jul, 2025 @ 12:31pm 
don't forget to add me!, +rep sharp and precise
GodOfHell 31 May, 2025 @ 8:59am 
+rep, good profile brother, lets go play
Kiss_mebut NO 24 Apr, 2025 @ 6:20pm 
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⚡Stoneflame⭐ 23 Mar, 2025 @ 1:21pm 
+rep best friend
🇯‌🇴‌🇩‌🇾‌🇪 27 Jan, 2025 @ 7:13am 
Прими го трейд
Doll 1 Jan, 2025 @ 11:50am 
Nice strategy
76561199410343963 30 Dec, 2024 @ 12:03pm 
+rep AK precision о_О
76561199419460969 11 Dec, 2024 @ 8:53am 
great teammate
kaitlyn 10 Dec, 2024 @ 7:31pm 
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BlitzTitan 6 Dec, 2024 @ 8:48am 
Прими го трейд
76561199436957913 4 Dec, 2024 @ 10:55am 
one-shot wonder
HannahHit 10 Oct, 2024 @ 12:41pm 
Прими го трейд
76561199418063193 1 Sep, 2024 @ 10:20am 
+rep fair player
Arallador 21 Jul, 2024 @ 1:20pm 
+rep cool player
Linger 5 Jul, 2024 @ 10:43am 
+rep a reliable teammate, let's game together again
Beefy Bearded 9 Jun, 2024 @ 5:27pm 
-rep
kept talking about kissing kids at his local park, got really weird about being told thats weird and left the server
76561199489619950 4 May, 2024 @ 3:45pm 
+rep
dodaj do znaj, mam sprawe
Kemi 2 May, 2024 @ 12:00pm 
top mate :)
Fuddle 28 Feb, 2024 @ 1:48pm 
ive played Counter-Strike since 2004 started with 1.6 and CSS and I was extremely addicted. Going to school jiggle peeking in the hallways, I always quick switched with my pencils and erasers when taking tests. I remember back in elementary school I used to bhop during hopscotch because that was big in early CSS days before zblock was added. Once I go home I would play instantly and went straight to to bed without noticing I skipped dinner. I would use my imaginary awp and awp people on the swing set from the jungle gym during recess. Now, I am a global elite, top of my class. Every single day I pray to Gaben, god bless him, to give me a good drop. Sometimes when I drive I see birds flying and turn away because of my cs instincts. I almost killed my mom and I. I am second to none, so if you see me in your game prepare for defeat you mother ♥♥♥♥♥♥
MFmike 25 Feb, 2024 @ 9:14pm 
Do not play with this guy.... We have been friends for 4 years and I never seen the side of him that I saw today.. Let me elaborate, today 2/26/24 HE joined my discord while my 3 year old daughter was playing my computer. After 5 mins of being in the call HE THEN proceeds to talk dirty to my 3 year old daughter by saying very nasty comments. KEEP YOUR KIDS AWAY FROM THIS GUY!!!
kaitlyn 23 Feb, 2024 @ 5:01pm 
After a good game in cs, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great CS and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a cs lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and was really mean to me.
He and his friends never stopped attacking me.
76561199435763051 9 Feb, 2024 @ 10:11am 
sup G, add me please
MFmike 1 Feb, 2024 @ 7:59am 
-rep this guy stole all of my csgo skins in a fake trade he made.
Fuddle 5 Jan, 2024 @ 8:23pm 
+rep helped me pin in the parking lot
kaitlyn 23 Dec, 2023 @ 6:12pm 
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Tace 12 Nov, 2023 @ 10:54am 
+rep bro you're a funny dude
Alphey 7 Sep, 2023 @ 7:54am 
+rep
Laidar 21 Nov, 2022 @ 12:12pm 
yo lets play
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76561199153870062 30 Sep, 2022 @ 9:08am 
hey, added :steamhappy:
DrankConnoisseur 1 Sep, 2022 @ 8:04pm 
dont invite me to play cs go
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