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⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠟⣉⣴⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣶⣦⣉⠛⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⠟⣡⠚⠻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠿⠓⣄⠻⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⠃⣴⡿⠲⠤⠈⠙⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠋⠁⠤⠖⢿⣦⠘⣿⣿
⣿⡏⣸⣿⡷⠶⠒⠀⣀⣠⣿⣿⣿⣿⣄⡀⠀ ⠒⠶⢾⣿⡇⢹⣿
⣿⠁⣿⣿⣦⣤⣶⣿⡏⠹⠿⠋⠙⠿⠟⢉⣿⣶⣤⣴⣿⣿⠈⣿
⣿⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠿⠦⣤⣴⣶⣤⠴⠿⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠀⣿
⣿⡆⢻⠿⢿⠛⣠⣶⣶⣶⣦⡈⢁⣤⣶⣶⣦⣄⠙⡿⠿⠏⢰⣿
⣿⡇⢠⣴⣦⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠀⣴⣦⡄⢸⣿
⣿⡇⢻⣿⣿⡄⢻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⢠⣿⣿⡏⢸⣿
⣿⣧⡈⠻⠟⠃⠘⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠃⠘⠛⠛⢁⣼⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣶⣶⣾⣶⣄⡙⠻⣿⣿⣿⣿⠟⠋⣠⣶⣷⣶⣶⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣦⣄⡉⢁⣠⣴⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
Popped a perc 30, got straight to ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
That ♥♥♥♥♥ dussy, smoking fentanyl laced cereal milk, I see GOD
This ♥♥♥♥ ain't nothing to me man
That ♥♥♥♥♥ got me screamin, cryin, pissin, ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, shootin ropes
Yeah we getting that Pirate Bay alien shish kebab cordycep money
I hope them aliens are real so that I have more things to ♥♥♥♥
Smoking the Qui-Gon Jinn Vietnamese Phillips head runts
She sucked me like a cordless Dyson V8
I'm in the k-hole licking balloon knot
When I got the meat cannon I be shooting straight rope
This ♥♥♥♥ ain't nothing to me man
Chanel Optics got me seeing ♥♥♥♥
I need fentanyl slime
I just popped a whole garbanzo bean, ♥♥♥♥ you mean?
I smoke real Emrani rapscallion ghost nuggets, y'all can't ♥♥♥♥ with me
I'm him, I've been him, I will continue to be him
Yellow rubies glistening like piss
Gulping sea monkeys by the gallon, my tummy feel crazy
Fudge Packers 4 Life
I was excited to visit my new friend and spend the night playing more games and having fun. When I arrived, Andrew Jackson welcomed me with open arms and showed me his cooking skills by smoking some delicious beef briskets. They were amazing!
After dinner, Andrew Jackson showed me some cool Mirage window smokes he had made up himself on 64tick. I was impressed by his skills and couldn't wait to try them out in our next game.
However, the night took a turn for the worse when it came time to go to bed. Andrew Jackson was determined to change the oil in his car in the middle of the night. He had a Red Harbor Freight 3-ton floor jack with rapid pump that he was using to lift up his car, but he couldn't figure out how to use it properly.
I tried to tell him that he could do it in the morning, but he was determined to finish the job that night. Finally, after several hours of noise, he was successful in changing his car's oil, and we both fell asleep from exhaustion.
The next morning, we both woke up feeling tired and grumpy, but we couldn't help but laugh about the crazy night we had. From that day on, I never stayed over at Andrew Jackson's house again, but we still remained good friends and continued to play CSGO together.
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠃⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠈⡀⠭⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⠄⢀⣾⣿⣿⣿⣷⣶⣿⣷⣶⣶⡆⠄⠄⠄⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⢀⣼⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣧⠄⠄⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣇⣼⣿⣿⠿⠶⠙⣿⡟⠡⣴⣿⣽⣿⣧⠄⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣾⣿⣿⣟⣭⣾⣿⣷⣶⣶⣴⣶⣿⣿⢄⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⣩⣿⣿⣿⡏⢻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣹⡋⠘⠷⣦⣀⣠⡶⠁⠈⠁⠄⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣍⠃⣴⣶⡔⠒⠄⣠⢀⠄⠄⠄⡨⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣦⡘⠿⣷⣿⠿⠟⠃⠄⠄⣠⡇⠈⠻⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠟⠋⢁⣷⣠⠄⠄⠄⠄⣀⣠⣾⡟⠄⠄⠄⠄⠉⠙⠻
⡿⠟⠋⠁⠄⠄⠄⢸⣿⣿⡯⢓⣴⣾⣿⣿⡟⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄
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