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I've come to make an announcement: Hanger is a ♥♥♥♥♥-ass ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, he pissed on my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ wife. That's right, he took his lost prospect broken style out and he pissed on my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ wife, and he said his deck was "THIS GOOD," and I said "that's disgusting," so I'm making a callout post on my Twitter.com : Hanger you've got a bad deck. It's takes the skill of this walnut except WAY smaller. And guess what? Here's what my deck looks like.

[Explosion sounds] That's right, baby. All skill, no breakpoints, no bottlenecks — look at that, it looks like two horizontals and a crushing palm. He ♥♥♥♥♥♥ my wife, so guess what, I'm gonna ♥♥♥♥ the Tower. That's right, this is what you get: MY SUPER LASER PISS!! Except I'm not gonna piss on the Tower, I'm gonna go higher; I'M PISSING ON THE MOON! How do you like that, Obama?! I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT!

8.5/10, tries their best <3

What do you get out of being toxic, does it get you off? i hop on for a few with good intentions and just get met with emote spam and hostility. I'd stay to run more but the Absolver community is pathetic. Have fun being the peak of a dead game. Truly do not give a crap about the losses. It's the constant emotes and troll mindset, it kills any motivation. I'm learning your moves, I'm tryna read and keep running it, have some good fights yet all you wanna do is be a prick non stop. The game is dead and ppl like you continuously keep it in that state. But I'm giving you too much credit thinking you have any brain power and empathy to read. Keep up the good fight of being an insufferable human both on the game and irl.

Absolver+ users need to go touch grass in their own corner. I'm tired of loading into a lobby seeing that it was hijacked by a modded game user, imposing their mod onto my game as well. It's disgusting and I can't believe Sloclap refuses to acknowledge that forcing others to play how someone else wants is both cheating and unacceptable.

I fully agree, this Plus mod really hurts this fantastic game.
It only allows better use of OP decks, because in vanilla there are many more unknowns to consider during combat, so spamming effective decks from the frame point of view don't works because it requires a real ability to read your opponent.
They made for spam these OP decks without interruptions, with 10fs, dodge moves, automatic opponent tracking (as soon as you engage the opponent, all the combos that come after will always hit regardless of the actual range of that precise movement).
The creators of this mod are still the same players who have been playing meta gaming since they understood how frames work in the game.
To be competitive in the plus, you have a limited choice of combinations you can use, all the others are there to gather dust, you have to play with interruptions and tap blocks, spamming 1 effective single shot with the faint punish.
It's literally a joke.

legit the most hilarious fight i ever had. just woosh woosh ya cant hit me. i can't even be mad that was funny

Hanger

i saw this man without a mask and i thought "haha someone new bugged the pj model" but then he proceesed to kick my ass in 100 ways, idont know why or how he doesnt wear a mask, but this man ♥♥♥♥♥ like a bull

in fact I am, I appreciate the compliment, there are more trash players in absolver then there are good players, all y’all stick together like glue, it only makes sense that 90% of absolver players condone this behavior, one of the reason why it’s a dead game now, you actually thought blocking 6 moves in a row was a good thing, you actually uploaded it and put it on YouTube, you should be embarrassed for the lack of skill my guy

Damn, i thought you were the guy. I was gonna tell him a large part of my learning was hampered because he wasnt specific enough on frame traps and adv on guard. So now i always mash on hit. I dont think its a skill issue though i think the ppl here just arent that qualified to tell me (who has a massive 10 hours played) how to play

Its tricky, half the time you have to worry about an attack coming from the left and the other half of the time you have to worry about an attack coming from the right. Driving is really hard for me for the same reason. The less options there are the harder it actually becomes. Anyways im not allowed to drive anymore but yeah i have found forsaken to be quite challenging but its ok because I think i heard someone say thats the most complicated style out of the other styles

I am announcing my imminent backwalk. I am aware that the announcement of imminent backwalk has been a serious reocurring issue lately, and I am here with my bottom-level social skills to ensure that it will only worsen. I hope that this server full of mostly male members will appreciate the fact that I will soon be backwalking, and offer me that coveted high-five that I so surely deserve. As the announcement of imminent backwalk is NOT in the current ruleset, I will continue to toe this line. Any and all action taken against me by the mod team will be considered extra judicial and I will retaliate by mobilizing my army of alts. If any males want to provide me a high-five or emotial gratification, please do so. If any females wish to provide me shards, ew. Thank you, and please remember: I AM NOW BACKWALKING

I’m baby :D
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I AM ANNOUNCING MY IMMINENT BACKWALK. I am aware that the announcement of imminent backwalk has been a serious reocurring issue lately, and I am here with my bottom-level social skills to ensure that it will only worsen. I hope that this server full of mostly male members will appreciate the fact that I will soon be backwalking, and offer me that coveted high-five that I so surely deserve. As the announcement of imminent backwalk is NOT in the current ruleset, I will continue to toe this line. Any and all action taken against me by the mod team will be considered extra judicial and I will retaliate by mobilizing my army of alts. If any males want to provide me a high-five or emotial gratification, please do so. If any females wish to provide me shards, ew. Thank you, and please remember: I AM NOW BACKWALKING

hey if you see this by chance at all can you message me on steam, you don't know me but its about someone I have lost contact with and have been trying to get in contact with for awhile now I will leave you alone but please this would mean a lot.

I want to fight you, but how can I friend you?

Absolver+?

+rep beat my ass, i enjoyed every second

+rep remembered I existed I approve

Hard

wish I can put my name in your Bio after this tourney

Meow~

Meow~

Meow~

AIGHT I CANT ANYMORE

we need him the most now

Where the fk is Asia PS4 god Mostima

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haha,i suck

ur combo is really coool

Lags player absolver LOL

hi i porvy_ocko

OvO

wtf?

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Best bro :)

no u

REE

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