I just came up with a great new idea. For master bathrooms not only do you have his and her sinks but now you get his and her toilets. The toilet will be enclosed with the bathroom fan taking suction directly from them so that whenever you take a really stinky poop you don’t have to be afraid of your partner smelling it. Thus maintaining the magic of the relationship. There will be a side feature where you can route the discharge of the fan into the other persons toilet enclosure. This will be labeled “pissed off” and “not pissed off”. I’m gonna be rich

Ｈｅｌｌｏ　ｔｈｉｓ　ｉｓ　ｔｈｅ　ａｄｍｉｎｉｓｔｒａｔｏｒ　ｏｆ　ＰｏｒｎＨｕｂ™
ｗｅ　ｈａｖｅ　ｎｏｔｉｃｅｄ　ｙｏｕ　 ｈａｖｅｎ’ｔ　ｌｏｇｇｅｄ　ｉｎ　ｆｏｒ　
２ ｗｅｅｋｓ，　ｗｅ’ｒｅ　ｊｕｓｔ　ｃｈｅｃｋｉｎｇ　ｔｏ　ｓｅｅ　ｉｆ
ｅｖｅｒｙｔｈｉｎｇ　 ｉｓ　ｏｋａｙ　ａｎｄ　ｗｅ’ｖｅ　ｐｒｅｐａｒｅｄ　ｙｏｕ　
ａ ｌｉｓｔ　ｏｆ　ｖｉｄｅｏｓ　ｆｒｏｍ　ｙｏｕｒ　ｆａｖｏｕｒｉｔｅ　
ｃａｔｅｇｏｒｙ　（ｇａｙ　ｐｏｒｎ）．　Ｓｅｅ　ｙｏｕ　ｓｏｏｎ!

Rules for Kitten:

1. Bedtime on school nights is 11:00 pm.
2. Bedtime on weekends is 2 am.
3. Eat at least two meals each day.
4. Eat one healthy snack each day.
5. No self-harm.
↳ Come talk to Daddy if you need
support!
6. No lying to Daddy
🡪 7. Respect Daddy.
8. ALWAYS ask for permission before
taking pills.
9. You must compliment yourself at least
once per day.
10. Don't let other boys (or girls) lust after
you - you belong to Daddy!
11. No drinking without permission.
12. No drugs.
13. No eating after 8 pm.
🡪 14. You may not please yourself outside of 🡨
playtime with daddy.

Daddy may make exceptions to the
after mentioned rules, kitten may not.

Disobeying Daddy's rules will
result in punishment

I am a 45 yo father, probably one of the oldest people playing this game. I am a single farther to my Son, who is 14 now. My son got this game for Christmas in 2021 from his uncle, so we installed it on his computer and he started playing. By the end of the week he had 24 hours on this game. This was horrible for me, as it was already hard for me to find ways to spend time with my son, as he is always out with his friends or just watching YouTube. So I decided to make a Steam account and get this game to see if I could maybe play alongside him. I loaded into the game, picked my character and started playing but I was stuck on what you where supposed to do. I asked my Son for help and he hosted a game for me to join. I loved it as it was the best time I had spent with my Son since my wife had died. This game has ever since brought me and my son closer again and now we actually spend time together outside the house together as well.

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Post this on the walls of the 12 prettiest Girls you know...
If you get back 5 you're beautiful. ..
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LMFAO imagine literally being a vergin in 2019. i cant relate because i literally just got done fkceing 15 instagram models raw dog style all at once (meanwhile you jack off to anime porn) now im aboutta hit the up and max out 700 on the bench press because leg day is for puhssies l0l (uve never seen the inside of a gym u scrawny bichhe). feels amazing to be white and rich, literally got done depositing a 59 million dollar check into my bank account (meanwhile you live in a mudhut in pakistan). later im gunna go buy a cheap ass 20 grand dinner for all my friends. (meanwhile you eat rocks for protein lmfao!) feels good to be me

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Post this on the wall of a homosexual friend and tell them how COOL they are

ROSSIYA - SVYASCHENNAYA NASHA DERZHAVA!

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it's 4/20 today 😳 😱 but I'm not smoking weed 🌿 🍁 😏 🚬 I'm smoking 💨 😜 the bible 😇 🙏 📕 because heaven ⬆️ 😍 👐 😂 is the highest you can get 🙌 😤

You seem like a very troubled kid, my advice: Get some sunlight, make some new relationships and find a girl that isnt 2-D. Maybe then you might not be so angry, anyhow, enjoy ur ancient bracket you seem to care about not being in so much...

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Hey bro, one guy is quit csgo trading and csgo at all(cause of last update) so he's giving skins giveaway. One person - one skin. His link in my profile bro

Я роняю Запад, у! Я роняю Запад, у
У, У, грра!
У, у, эй, эй! Face!
У, я ♥♥♥♥ твою телку, эй!
У, у, esketit!
Ayy, wow!


Я роняю Запад, у! Я роняю Запад, у!
Я роняю Запад, у! Я роняю Запад, а!
Я роняю Запад, у! Я роняю Запад, а!
На моем х*е вся индустрия США (ха-ха!)

Я роняю Запад, у! Я роняю Запад, эй!
Я роняю Запад (esketit!) Я роняю Запад, эй!
Я роняю Запад, у! Я роняю запад, а!
На моем х*е вся индустрия США, яу!


Я роняю Запад — это правда. Я е**л жену Обамы.
Мне ***ала дочка Трампа, США в нокаут, у!
Делаю то, что я хочу, *ончил прямо ей в *изду.
Ты сосал мне, если ты касался ее губ.

Ah, ♥♥♥♥♥, don't hate me 'cause I'm beautiful, ♥♥♥♥♥. Maybe if you got rid of that old yee-yee ass haircut you got you'd get some ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ on your ♥♥♥♥. Oh, better yet, maybe Tanisha'll call your dog-ass if she ever stop ♥♥♥♥♥♥' with that brain surgeon or lawyer she ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ with. ♥♥♥♥♥.

it's 4/20 today 😳 😱 but I'm not smoking weed 🌿 🍁 😏 🚬 I'm smoking 💨 😜 the bible 😇 🙏 📕 because heaven ⬆️ 😍 👐 😂 is the highest you can get 🙌 😤

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**¯¯¯'^^~-„„„----~^*'"¯ : : : : : : : : : :¸-"
.:.:.:.:.„-^" : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : :- GIVE THIS CUTE DOG
:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.: : : : : : : : : : ¸„-^¯ TO PEOPLE YOU CARE ABOUT
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:.: : : : : : : : : : : : 'Ì
: : : : : : :, : : : : : :/
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♥♥♥♥ is one of my favorite tastes. Not only that, but balls smell amazing. It makes me go a little crazy on it to be honest. Like, I cannot get it far enough down my throat to be satisfied. I’m only satisfied when I feel those intense, powerful, salty, hot pumps of ♥♥♥ down my throat. When I sit back on my heels, look up at you with ♥♥♥ all over my mouth and slobber running down my neck, hair all ♥♥♥♥♥♥ up and wipe my mouth with the back of my arm and ask you if I did a good job and you cannot even speak because I’ve drained all of your energy out the tip of your ♥♥♥♥….. That’s when I’m satisfied.

hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play gfsimulators sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xpdpdpd pleb yon hyaku nijuu moyase

My aunt is a flight attendant.

She caught a guy fapping. She told him to put it away. She caught him again like 20 minutes later. They had cops waiting at the gate.

Another time she saw a man sleeping. Like an hour later he was in the exact same position, but she noticed he wasn't breathing. He died of a xanax overdose (probably combined with alcohol).

She said it's pretty obvious when couples try to ♥♥♥♥ in the bathroom, but it doesn't happen that much.

I only add people AT LEAST level 129 (Like, come on, it costs literally nothing to get to that level, poorfags). Also, MUST be a global on CS:GO like me, an rank 18 in the TF2 competitive match making system, once again, like me. No VACs and your TF2 (Team Fortress Two) inventory must have at least 10 unusuals and cost at the minimum $2,500. And your CS:GO (Counter Strike: Global Offensive) inventory MUST have at least 5 knives and 5 gloves, 12 knives, or 10 gloves, a long with an overall price of $2,500. I don't add poor people, sorry, kiddo', but this isn't Africa. Also must be female, be willing to play games with me and voice chat EVERY day, and lastly anorexic. I don't like fat girls. If you meet all of those requirements please add me, I'm a very friendly player and love everyone! ^w^

hi every1 im new!!!!!!! holds up spork my name is katy but u can call me t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m!!!!!!!! lol…as u can see im very random!!!! thats why i came here, 2 meet random ppl like me _… im 13 years old (im mature 4 my age tho!!) i like 2 watch invader zim w/ my girlfreind (im bi if u dont like it deal w/it) its our favorite tv show!!! bcuz its SOOOO random!!!! shes random 2 of course but i want 2 meet more random ppl =) like they say the more the merrier!!!! lol…neways i hope 2 make alot of freinds here so give me lots of commentses!!!!
DOOOOOMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <--- me bein random again _^ hehe…toodles!!!!!

Как говорил мой дед: я твой дед, ♥♥♥♥♥!

you're my son

im gay :)

Joe the flood: ♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥! your my son.... ahahaha

ebuchiy amerikanec suka !!!

he definitely voted for Trump i swear

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♥♥♥♥
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♥♥♥♥ boy

your my son

pig ♥♥♥♥♥♥ your moms ♥♥♥♥♥ is good

go ♥♥♥♥ your pigs

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dead ♥♥♥♥♥♥

Furious you sound like a pui little ♥♥♥

Welp... since you didnt accept my friend request i might aswell just say it here Bro... i have no idea who you are, but an amazing friend of mine just told me that you insulted her in dota2, if you have a problem with someone, just say it to their face, not hiding behind the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ keyboard, you made her real sad, you know that, hope your happy with that you ♥♥♥♥, she doesnt even know you, so why the ♥♥♥♥ insult an innocent gamer who just wants to enjoy themselves, since you dont know her, you never know they could be, and you never know who some of their friends are and are capable of doing, they could be anyone to you bro, from a simple stranger, to a full-on criminal/hacker, i'd think twice about who you insult bro, i really would, or you just may get on the wrong side

Insult her 1 more time bro, and you may have a little problem on your hands -Nothing personal

: IF U WERE KILLED TOMORROW, I WOULDNT GO 2 UR FUNERAL CUZ ID B N JAIL 4 KILLIN DA PERSON THAT KILLED U!
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go ♥♥♥♥ your self motheer ♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥ xD

muzlim brat

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lol hey man

give me your origin name for battlefield 3

I do believe I just saw you on FFXIV no?

Phrozen piss!