La verdad es que cuando le conocí era un chico espectacular, nos conocimos por Steam y quedamos para tomar un café por el centro de Madrid. El tío era simpático, bastante gracioso y empezamos a estrechar lazos. Quedábamos prácticamente todos los días para jugar a la play o para irnos a tomar unas cervezas, era la caña el tio. Un día fuimos a su casa para beber un poco antes de salir de fiesta. Yo estaba en el salón un poco borracho y me comentó que iba al baño a ducharse. A mi me empiezan a dar unas ganas tremendas de orinar, a lo que voy al otro baño que tenía en su casa y empiezo a notar algo húmedo entre las nalgas. Era el, el muy violento me metió su pene por debajo de mis nalgas y me empezó a empotrar contra el lavabo. No vuelvo a quedar con él en la vida XD

La verdad es que cuando le conocí era un chico espectacular, nos conocimos por Steam y quedamos para tomar un café por el centro de Madrid. El tío era simpático, bastante gracioso y empezamos a estrechar lazos. Quedábamos prácticamente todos los días para jugar a la play o para irnos a tomar unas cervezas, era la caña el tio. Un día fuimos a su casa para beber un poco antes de salir de fiesta. Yo estaba en el salón un poco borracho y me comentó que iba al baño a ducharse. A mi me empiezan a dar unas ganas tremendas de orinar, a lo que voy al otro baño que tenía en su casa y empiezo a notar algo húmedo entre las nalgas. Era el, el muy violento me metió su pene por debajo de mis nalgas y me empezó a empotrar contra el lavabo. No vuelvo a quedar con él en la vida XD

La verdad es que cuando le conocí era un chico espectacular, nos conocimos por Steam y quedamos para tomar un café por el centro de Madrid. El tío era simpático, bastante gracioso y empezamos a estrechar lazos. Quedábamos prácticamente todos los días para jugar a la play o para irnos a tomar unas cervezas, era la caña el tio. Un día fuimos a su casa para beber un poco antes de salir de fiesta. Yo estaba en el salón un poco borracho y me comentó que iba al baño a ducharse. A mi me empiezan a dar unas ganas tremendas de orinar, a lo que voy al otro baño que tenía en su casa y empiezo a notar algo húmedo entre las nalgas. Era el, el muy violento me metió su pene por debajo de mis nalgas y me empezó a empotrar contra el lavabo. No vuelvo a quedar con él en la vida XD

La verdad es que cuando le conocí era un chico espectacular, nos conocimos por Steam y quedamos para tomar un café por el centro de Madrid. El tío era simpático, bastante gracioso y empezamos a estrechar lazos. Quedábamos prácticamente todos los días para jugar a la play o para irnos a tomar unas cervezas, era la caña el tio. Un día fuimos a su casa para beber un poco antes de salir de fiesta. Yo estaba en el salón un poco borracho y me comentó que iba al baño a ducharse. A mi me empiezan a dar unas ganas tremendas de orinar, a lo que voy al otro baño que tenía en su casa y empiezo a notar algo húmedo entre las nalgas. Era el, el muy violento me metió su pene por debajo de mis nalgas y me empezó a empotrar contra el lavabo. No vuelvo a quedar con él en la vida XD

La verdad es que cuando le conocí era un chico espectacular, nos conocimos por Steam y quedamos para tomar un café por el centro de Madrid. El tío era simpático, bastante gracioso y empezamos a estrechar lazos. Quedábamos prácticamente todos los días para jugar a la play o para irnos a tomar unas cervezas, era la caña el tio. Un día fuimos a su casa para beber un poco antes de salir de fiesta. Yo estaba en el salón un poco borracho y me comentó que iba al baño a ducharse. A mi me empiezan a dar unas ganas tremendas de orinar, a lo que voy al otro baño que tenía en su casa y empiezo a notar algo húmedo entre las nalgas. Era el, el muy violento me metió su pene por debajo de mis nalgas y me empezó a empotrar contra el lavabo. No vuelvo a quedar con él en la vida XD

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Drogado de Competição
Campeão na categoria de drogas leves e pesadas.
O meu animal favorito é o cavalo.

DAILY REMINDER: comediaN lost to juliano in 1v1 comediaN 1.05 rating as an awper(lol) comediaN known onliner and choker in big matches in front of crowd comediaN definitely knew hunden was cheating and decided to benefit from that (cheating) instead of doing the honorable(and right) thing comediaN is a man-child who decided to get into physical fight with glaive comediaN lost to juliano and called Niko talentless

its just ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ spoiled firstworlders that nobody ever though how to live life wasting their time away with a video game. has nothing to do with dota. dota is ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ awsome. best game there ever was, ever will be, until some crazy vr ♥♥♥♥ takes over

Smooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooya

Vamos a por ti

tus muertos roberto
vamos a por ti te has metido con Lriders, es un hacker multimillonario que te va a localizar la IP

Amazing SHUUUUSH guy that I met at the major.

Met this guy at the major, SHUUUUUUUSH! Awesome dude.

Va al major, ve a Navi y Faze clan jugar la final y piensa que el counter es la HOSTIA que no se puede dejar de lado nunca JAMÁS!. Vuelve para jugar una partida, se lleva una paliza, deja el counter de nuevo.

Historia de amor odio

Awesome guy I met at the major

This guy is your average Souls lover, souls shirts, posters, backgrounds and so on but he didnt play ANY OF THEM he just watched them on youtube or twitch, he knows every boss fight and item position as he have seen more than 20 streamers play it. He is unable kill ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Margit even when he is overleveled for it. He is still trying to kill him using a greatsword 1 hand with 12 ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ strength and 17 DEX he is literally a pincho MORON. He is using low settings to hide the AMD 5700xt performance flaws and telling everyone that the 10 fps drops are because he is mining while playing... Sure you are mining but mining diamonds on minecraft mobile because i dont understand how someone with both hands can play this game that bad. U RUINED THE GAME FOR ME U MONSTER.

Sábado 23 de abril de 2022 el Real Betis Balompié se impone ante el Valencia y se alza por tercera vez en la historia como CAMPEÓN de la copa de su majestad el rey. Joaquín Sánchez levanta el trofeo y los VERDIBLANCOS se proclaman campeones otro año más! De padres a hijos, de abuelos a nietos, una PASIÓN llamada BETIS

Niketan "NiKo" Ojha is a professional csgo player playing for Indian Ecectrician Company GARUDA-2 (G2) from Chennai, India as a bad AWPER/ IGL/ 4750 DECOY . He is known mostly for kicking Kailash 'KennyS' Sharma and getting no kills with the AWP

relas monkes - traduccion al castellano - monjes relajantes.

heyy yo man I'm interested by your gloves for my knife could you add me please ?

Sup! lets play CSGO

This guy is acting like he cares about anyone but in reality he only cars about his own ass, really selfish kid, avoids playing hiding on the coach acting like he is watching a film or something just to show up on discord as "Playing Forza Horizon 5 Paint all cars the same way Edition" and avoiding the real questions while everyone is playing together and having fun this kid is there laid back drinking MONSTER while going to the next Forza challenge to get a new car he can paint the same ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ way, its not even a real color, just one of these colors you get moving the joystick and stoping when you feel it, he just copypaste the code and put it everywhere what a DUMMY. Also we cant play Valorante child game Competitives as he dont play enough to unlock it.

bruh wat

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Como este perfil nao tem nada de interessante vou ensinar a fazer churros:
- Ingredientes:
200g de farinha de trigo sem fermento
250 ml de água
50g de manteiga
1 casquinha de limão
Sal q.b.
3 ovos
Óleo para fritar
Açúcar para polvilhar
Canela para polvilhar
- Preparação:
1. Num tacho leve ao lume a água.Tempere com umas pedrinhas de sal.Junte a casca de limão e a manteiga.Deixe ferver.
2. Logo que comece a ferver, retire a casca de limão e adicione a farinha.Mexa até descolar do tacho.Coloque a massa numa tigela e deixe arrefecer um pouco.

Donkeys like this dude call themselves "GAMING MASTERMINDS" but he didnt finish DARK SOULS he just play frenaso games, garbage indie random games with 0 sense and questionable quality. Pixelated garbage disguised as "indie" so monkeys like this dude think that they play the finest experiences but in reality he just miss all the real games as they are too "MAINSTREAM" for him. If you only remember the soundtrack of a game is because the gameplay is garbo period.

Go back to your cave to fap watching el Vacón images and listening to Megalovania from that game that is really unknown for sure. Thats he's new life, instead of playing siesgo with his true friends, he is on hidden talking on ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Skype with some fat ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ that smell like porco bravo about the last wannabe game that they "played" and talking about how good it was even if it was a dumpster fire of a game. Complete disaster of a "gamer" as you call yourself, I understand that you are tryharding to get your disability pay but thats too much, you are going off limits by a huge margin I am just going to act like I dont know you.

U see? he is asking why i dont use TELEGRAM in ♥♥♥♥♥ 2021, dude telegraphy was used back in 19th century and we are on the 21st , thats 2 centuries ago, you need to update your methods or you are going to get avoided by everyone and sent to the woods where you are going to live with frenaso daily due to no more lavadoras. Too much fibra cleaning but you are really outdated, sad to hear that someone is so out of touch with the world around him, whats next? you are going to tell me you dont like Bad Bunny? btw Elvis is dead if you didnt know. I am really surprised you know what a computer is. While learning to use a PC just download using Softonic.

Typical hipster kid with half-shaved head spitting slurs and the gamer word all day, can barely put two neurons together to power on the computer so he stay all day siting on the sofa watching Salvame Deluxe and rooting for KIKO MATAMOROS as he is watching a football match or something he also have a lot of El Fary and Bertin Osborne merchardising all over his house and a really big Spanish flag on the front. He go there with a really old cassette with CARA EL SOL and sing it proudly every morning. He follows and retweet everything Abascal says like a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Bot. Complete waste of resources to level him up should have used him to reroll for something better 0/10.

Absolute degenerate, no ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ idea of playing the game, have 10k on skins hidden so i cant scam him and tell him to sell everything when he lose all duels. He also have a Mazda 3 but the wrong one and then he faps thinking on the MPS version!! At least get a hatchback u retardo. He also spend the Christ+ with family watching the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Grinch instead of playing csgo and getting the missions done. Wasted time daily trying to get teached by this monkey because he started playing years before I but he is just a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ r6 clown that trying to break walls with the c4. DUDE THE C4 IS TO PLANT IT ON THE SITE. He just drop it randomly and while entering a site he ask why the c4 didnt explode... HE TRIED TO USE IT REMOTELY ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ DONKEY.

Last week of the operation and i told him that i need to do the missions with someone, silly me to expect this dude to help me. He replied that he was going to be AFK THE WHOLE WEEK like WTF he have to do in ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ XMAS except play CSGO? he have no family and live in poverty selling droja in the docks to be able to play in La Grieta bar gamín using discount peripherals to suck at the game. I was going to gift him a cheat subscription so he can finally end a game on positive K/D. Also i hope he is going to hit at least the first scripted bhop as he have failed the first step for his entire time playing and I am ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ done with that.

Xaby_Agueda 5 hours ago
Roberto que tonto y que malo eres. Con un poco de suerte, te mueres en la vida real.

Yesterday i've met a dude on mm that told me he played with this dude, I yelled "No way!! you suffered him too?" then he procceded to show me screenshots of all the matches this monkey ruined him, really sad to heard his story, thousands of matches ruined, lost due to this guy's "practices", gonna explain some... He like to run first on B rushes while right clicking a flash so he flash his teammates when he dies to certify the loss, He also is a running decoy with the awp, really annoying to try and convice him to drop it to someone capable of DOING SOMETHING WITH IT. He also slow down everyone even using scripts to bhop. Really pathetic.

When i met this guy i was silver elite and now i'm supreme, he carried us hard due to his really expensive cheats that give him HUNDEN view during games, and yes, he is not playing any of these games as you can imagine because he is always AFK, he dont turn on the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ computer even if you pay him, he is going to stay on the living room watching netflix with frenaso on his pants after he come home from cleaning FIBRA for 8 straight hours and if he finally decide to turn on the damn hazardous AMD power plant he have as computer he is going to show up on steam playing random games as DEATHLOOP. Complete disaster of a Fibra cleaner. REPORT.

TONTO

-REP SUA FOTO E UNHA BASURA

gg fun game

He is chirin, dont get fooled by his monkey words, he is silver player playing in eagle, killing using parkinson aim like Kjaerbye, enemy detection like flusha and bhop like... well that is not on the pack it seems. A complete disaster of a player, he is toxic as well really annoying to play with, he is going to mute you if you blast music on the mic instead of enjoying it, he also have the chat muted, I told him the enemy positions with my wallhack and he ignored it without even caring to win the game. On the other hand his head is really big so its easy to hit him while you are at the spawn. EZ 30 min cooldown.

This ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ absolute ♥♥♥♥ gobbler of a "person" has the balls to comment ♥♥♥♥ on my profile but not enough to not delete what i wrote on his.
Please, go eat some expired taco bell crunchwraps and gargle with the diarrhea

This person suck BBC with her mother

Que no os la cuele como a mi esta no es mas que una cuenta secundaria del dr. hell

gay player

SPACOVID INFECTED BASTARDA WEIRDO PARASITE LIVING IN MOMMAS BASEMENT WITH 36 YEARS MONKEY NO JOB ALL DAY RUNNING IN FRONT OF TORO HAHAH ♥♥♥♥♥♥ JOSE MEXICANO WITH 8 BROTHERS, GET COVID AND DIE IN UR ROOM U CARE TO NOBODY SPANIEN SAVAGE RAT KID

lol 😃

yeah its also cheating xd

csgo isnt just lower pings & expensive items kids - u suck. Ez Game

-REP CHEATER EZ VAC FDP RUSSIAN CABRAO CORNO DO CARALHO

me voy a hacer una escalera con tus huesos y un colacaito con tus cenizas pero simepre con respeto. :))