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Every XA player down in XA server loved xmas a lot! But theKitt3n who lived north of XA in Minnesoda did not! The kitt3n hated xmas! Now, please don’t ask why. No one quite knows the reason.It could be perhaps the climate a-changing, ICE raids, or that menace in orange so brash.Or her OnlyFans flop, Dex ghosting her texts, or that no one had knocked on her sash. It could just be her brain just wasn’t right. But, I think the most likely reason may have been her cooter was just two THOUSAND sizes too big. Whatever the reason, the brain or the cooter, she stood there on xmas eve hating the happy XA players. “I must find some way to keep xmas from coming! But how?" Then the kitt3n got a wonderful, awful idea! The kitt3n laughed in her throat. Down the chimneys she slithered and slunk, with a smile most unpleasant she took every present! Pop guns, pampoogas, fedoras, and drums! Checkerboards, bizilbigs, Yeffery’s prized menorah, popcorn, and plums! You’re a mean one Ms. kitt3n.

When the kitt3n took the tree and started to shove it up her cooter, she heard a small sound, like the cue of a dove. She turned around and saw a teenage baseball player, little Korbin Steven. He stared and said “Why are u taking my xmas tree?” But you know that old kitt3n was so sly and so slick, she thought up a lie and thought it up quick. “I am one of your dad’s prostitutes. Now, I’m taking your tree to fix it!” Korbin being Steven’s offspring, required no further explanation, and the kitt3n sent him back to bed with a beer. It was quarter to dawn. “All the XAs down in Walmart server will all cry boo-hoo!” grinned the kitt3n, "that I simply must hear!" She paused. But this sound wasn't sad! Why, this sound sounded glad! Every XA player down in XA server, the HEs, the SHE’s, the SHE-HEs, and the tuna. They were racing! Racing without any presents at all! She hadn't stopped Christmas from coming! It came! Somehow or other, they raced and came just the same!

Maybe Christmas, she thought, doesn't come from a store. Maybe Christmas, perhaps, means a little bit more. And what happened then? Well, in XA server they say that the kitt3n’s cooter shrunk two THOUSAND sizes that day! And then the true meaning of Christmas came through, And the kitt3n found the vaginal strength of 10thousand surgically enhanced trans women, plus 2! She flopped on her bun and with a grin ear to ear shot the presents out her cooter faster than towlees machine-gun. She shot out their snoofs and their tringlers their dafflers and Yefferys menorah! She shot out their pantookas, lost XA players, midgets and Jive’s fedora! She squirted everything back! All the food for the feast! And then dext, dexty himself, the dext ate her roast beast! Fahooforesdahoodores Welcome Christmas Come this way Welcome Christmas Kitt3n gagged, jolted awake in her computer chair. Dripping with sweat, thong wet, fingers sticking and flicking she came with great flair.Yes! Kitt3n loved Xmas!

𝑯𝒂𝒑𝒑𝒚 𝑭𝒂𝒍𝒍 𝑺𝒆𝒂𝒔𝒐𝒏 🍁🍂🎃

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Rockin around the Christmas tree at the Xmas Party Hop. It was the annual XA xmas party! 32 people packed in Steven’s 10by10 toolshed. Kitt3n was hanging mistletoe everywhere. Spor had his Ms dressed as Elves. Brucey held a bible and spoke about the true meaning of Xmas. JAWSler was lecturing on the superiority of a white xmas. Dext was flirting with smiyo, philly, hobokitty, ducky and bex. Steven was flirting with Tuna, Selbs, Mav and the 6 Dannys. Mr. Yeffery stood near the window streaming 8Crazy Nights on his phone while on the lookout for Palestinian protestors. Mclovin and deebo sat by the fire smoking cigars talking about real estate and immigration. Blap hid in the closet, insulting everyone who walked by and asking if Alejo was there. Windmill stood outside selling salvation for 1$ and slugz hotboxed his car surrounded by nonsteamers and Dr. Kari, unable to enter the party. Nobody had seen original_mind.

Philly said“Steven where is Santa?” “I booked a new one this year.”The music suddenly changed. Everybody dance now! The door burst open it was Santa! He was half naked! He was thrusting his pelvis, gyrating his hips and twerking his ass. He wore a red thong speedo with a long white beard hanging from the front. Oh yes! He was coming right for Philly. He was rubbing his balls on Philly. Philly was getting horny. Something was sticking out beneath Santa’s crotch beard. Was it his penis? No! It was the tip of a slice of cheese pizza. Philly said “Original is that you?”A deep, stuttering voice returned “the mall fired me. Oh! heuhheuh” He looked at his watch“My fast just ended.” Original took the pizza that was stuffing his crotch and ate it. Then he burped.Pieces of wet cheese and pubic hair hit Phillys face. Philly was absolutely disgusted!She knew she had to get dex to blast it off and pulled him into the closet where blappin watched. Xmas was saved!

Hey I used to admin in HC over 10 years ago,dont know if you remember me its been a while

PA > VA

It was xmas time, again. philly headed back to the mall to see Santa. It had been a rough year, inflation and rising cost of living, and of course philly had not found Mr.BIG. philly plopped herself down on Santa’s lap and started to grind her ass into his ♥♥♥♥. Santa said “hey stop that! I need to preserve my testosterone!” Santa sounded familiar. His voice was deep and stuttering, like his brain wasn’t functioning quite properly. The music was weird… it sounded like Boy Pablo. And Santa seemed to be talking to himself about gravity and time dilation. philly said “Original_mind is that you?” “NO!” Original mind is a computer programmer.” philly grabbed his white beard and ripped it off. The crowd gasped. It was original_mind! philly said “well this explains santa’s weak erection this year.“ “It’s all the meat I eat. There is no blood flow.” Original said. Oh well philly thought, at least dex was getting out of prison soon… xmas was saved

Hey can i join the group "Hotel California"? :D

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hey sweetie hope to kill you in csgo soon hahahahahahahahaha

'Tis the season for Dex to post on everyone's comment... Oh how it must be nice to have that time!

It was Xmas time, again. Santa sat on his throne in the North Pole, shook his head and checked his list. “Philly is on the naughty list, shes been moaning making all the XA birgins horny again, more coal for her.” “But Santa!” His little elf sidekick Raichu exclaimed “Coal is bad for the environment!” “Hmm you’re right little elf Raichu, but what can we substitute for coal?” “I have just the replacement Santa.” His elf Raichu responded.

It was Xmas morning and Philly woke up early. She rushed downstairs to see what Santa had left her. She had asked for a man who could stay hard. She ripped open the wrapper and box and inside was a fleshlight model of kitt3n’s cooter! It was HUGE. She shrugged and said “I think I could use this at work.” She took it to work and used it as a new entire wing of her library. They put all the perverted books and porno mags there. The musty salmon smell did not put the perverts off. Philly loved xmas.

Troll much. 😜

Wow is calming tits a thing?

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May I, a woman respecting feminist-supportive male, see at least one breast from you my queen? I do not mean to come on as an improper male, and if this request disturbs you, please make me aware. You, my queen, deserve the upmost respect of any female. However, many of my gender seem to sexualize women and view them as sex toys. However, my Queen, I do not share these views. Rather, I value the female spectrum of the human race as the superior, and I, a respectful male, request for the viewing of an isolated, singular breast from your body. I await your response my Queen.

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It was xmas time. It was Shannon's favorite time of the year. she waited in the long line at the mall of America. It was worth the wait, it was Santa! There he was, the big man himself. He sat in his big red suit with his big white beard in his big chair. The kids one by one went up and sat on his lap. Shannon was next, she was very excited. It was her turn. "Oh aren't you a big one!" Santa spoke to her, eyes wide, a bit worried. Oooof Shannon had a plump ass. "And what do you want for xmas young lady?" "I want a story from lacking dexterity on my wall santa!" "Now why would a nice woman like you want a nasty thing like that?" Just then Shannon felt something poking into his ass. Santa had an erection and was blushing. "Would u wiggle a bit to the right please?" Shannon obeyed. Then Santa exclaimed "Oh yeeeaa" and his eyes rolled back into his head. Shannon felt her pants get wet. Shannon got up with a grin "still got it" she said. She loved making Santa bust. Xmas was great.

Philly suffers from LPS. Can we get some F's in chat. Thanks.

6.3 k hours. damn

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Listen here Ma'am. You need to just calm yo tits down!

Wowsers. Can you calm down?

Yes. Yes, I do. LoL /kiddingsortofkindofmaybenot

What you think you're better than me!?!

I think you're deprived of pp.

My ez knife kill <3. D'aw.

"I'm sorry, Philly"

Chill kid.

What you think you're better than me? Psh. Cuddles #1

Wow it's been a loooong time

Happy Easter!! and easy on the french xD

bouncy bouncy <3 have many backflips was that again?

I know me too :/ Stop by on discord every once in a while! Need to find some more game time

Merry Christmas

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Never! You've seen nothing!

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hey!