I was at a diner late at night, just trying to enjoy a burger, when 2012 Toyota Camry walked in. He didn’t sit down, didn’t look at a menu—he just stared at the chef behind the counter. The chef, really sweating, slowly slid a plate of food toward him. 2012 Toyota Camry lifted the burger, inspected it, then took a single bite. The entire diner fell silent. The lights flickered. A distant rumble of thunder echoed outside. He chewed, swallowed, then nodded once. The chef collapsed in relief. Without paying, without another word, 2012 Toyota Camry vanished in a flash of blue light. What just happened?

-rep After a good game in csgo, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great CS and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a csgo lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.

cool guy+rep