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28 Aug, 2024 @ 4:05pm
I am NOT a COOMER, I am NOT a member of the COOMER community, and I am NOT in any way, shape, or form related to the COOMER, so STOP calling me COOMER. I'm tired of people calling me COOMER. Everywhere I go, I'm called COOMER. Strangers call me COOMER, friends call me COOMER, and now my parents call me COOMER. I've allowed this to continue too much. This is the limit. If you keep calling me COOMER, I'm going to have to involve the cybercrime division. I'm simply tired of people calling me COOMER. What's the big deal anyway? I might be jerking off 2-3 times a day, but that does NOT mean that I'm a COOMER. So STOP, calling me COOMER.
⠀⠀⠀⠀⡴⠛⠛⠲⠋⠀⠀⣿⠀⠀⠀⠀⢠⠞⠋⠉⠓⢦⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠑⢄⡀wife⠀⡴⠃⠀⠀⠀⠀⠸⡀⠀⠀⠀⠈⣆
⠀⠀⠀⢀⡤⣀⠉⠉⠛⠛⠁⠀⣠⠦⣄⠀⠙⠦⡀⠀⠀⢹⠀
⠀⠀⠀⡼⠀⠈⢳⡀⠀⠀⠀⡴⠃⠀⠈⢦⡀⠀⠘⣆⠀⢸⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠇⠀⠀⠀⠙⠛⠛⠛⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⢃⣠⣤⣼⣤⣟⠀
⠀⢴⡃⢀⢤⡄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣤⡄⣀⠀⠙⡆⠀⠀⠀⢳⡀
⠀⢸⡃⠉⠀⠀⠲⠖⠉⠙⠛⠋⠀⠀⠀⠉⠀⣎⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⣇
⠀⠈⠉⢻⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠘⠛⠋⠀⠀⣀⣀⡀⠀⢹⠀
⠀⠀⠀⢸⠀⠀⢀⣀⣀⣀⣀⣀⡀⠀⠀⠀⣀⡤⠖⠉⠉⠀⠙⢾⠇
⠀⠀⠀⠸⣦⠴⠋⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠙⢄⣤⠞⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⣿⣿⣿⡏⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣰⣶⣶⡄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⠀⠀⠈⢻
⣿⣿⣿⠁⠄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣤⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⡂⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠽
⣿⣿⡏⣸⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣼⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡆⠀⠀⠈⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠰
⣿⣿⡇⠁⠀⠀⠀⣤⣍⣙⣿⣿⣏⣠⠄⠲⠲⠦⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢻
⣿⣿⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢤⠙⣿⣿⣿⣇⣀⡐⢂⣠⡄⠠⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡀⢠⢸
⣿⣿⠀⠀⠐⠀⣶⣷⣷⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠀⠀⠐⠈⠀⠀⠀⠉⠘⣼
⣿⣿⠀⠈⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⡿⣿⠿⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣧⡀⠀⢄⠲⠀⠀⠀⣱
⣿⣿⡆⠀⠀⠀⠈⣿⣿⣷⣶⣼⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⠂⠀⠀⠂⢀⢲
⣿⣿⣿⡆⠀⠀⠀⠙⣿⠋⠠⠄⢀⠉⣹⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣦⠀⠀⠀⠘⣿⣤⣤⣶⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠟⣛⡽⠀⠀⠀⠠⣸
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⡀⠀⠀⠈⠻⣿⣿⣿⠿⠛⠋⠐⠚⠛⠃
⣿⣿⣿⡇⠹⢇⡹⣿⣿⣛⣓⣿⡿⠞⠑⣱⠄⢀⣴⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟
⣿⣿⣿⣧⣸⡄⣿⣪⡻⣿⠿⠋⠄⠄⣀⣀⢡⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠋
⠘⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣭⣓⡽⡆⡄⢀⣤⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠋
⠄⢨⡻⡇⣿⢿⣿⣿⣭⡶⣿⣿⣿⣜⢿⡇⡿⠟⠉
⠄⠸⣷⡅⣫⣾⣿⣿⣿⣷⣙⢿⣿⣿⣷⣦⣚⡀
⠄⠄⢉⣾⡟mario ⢻⣿⣷⣅⢻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣶⣶⡆pooping
⠄⢠⣿⣿⣧⣀⣀⣀⣀⣼⣿⣿⣿⡎⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣇⠄⠈⠁
⠄⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢇⣎⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣶⣶
⠄⠄⠻⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢟⣫⣾⣿⣷⡹⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟
⠄⠄⠄⠄⢮⣭⣍⡭⣭⡵⣾⣿⣿⣿⡎⣿⣿⣌⠻⠿⠿⠿⠟⠋
⠄⠄⠄⠄⠈⠻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣹⣿⣿⣿⡇⣿⣿⡿
⠄⠄⣀⣴⣾⣶⡞⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣾⣿⡿⠃
⣠⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣹⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⣹⣿⣳⡄
⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠉⠀⠈⢻⣿⣿⡿⠛⠛⠻⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⠋⠁⠀⠀⠀⣀⣾⣿⡿⠀⠀⠀⠀⢹⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⠇⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⡀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠻⣿⣿⣿
⣿⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⢻⣿
⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⣿
⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⠿⠟⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⣿
⣿⣿⠀⠀⠀⢸⣿⣿⣿⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⣿
⣿⣿⠀⠀⢀⣼⣿⣿⣿⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿
⣿⡟⠀⠀⠸⣿⣿⡿⠁⢀⣀⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿
⣿⡇⠀⠀⢸⣿⣿⣷⣤⣿⣿⣿⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣸⣿
⣿⣧⡀⠀⣼⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣷⣶⣼⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣦⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢻⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⠋⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠠⢶⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠏⢳⣄⡀⠀⣀⣀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠘⣶⣤⣤⣤⣠⣤⣬⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣤⣴⣿⣿⣍⣻⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠘⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡆⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠉⠛⠿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠀⢀⡙⣿⣿⣿⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣠⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠧⠸⢃⣹⣿⣃⡀⡠⣀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⣴⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣧⠀⠒⣄⣀⠜⢽⣷⣷⡇⠀⢀
⠀⠻⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣄⠀⢸⠋⣉⠀⡠⠊
⠀⠀⠀⠈⠉⠛⠛⠛⠛⠋⠉⣴⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣧⣠⣿⣿⣦⣵⠁⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⣿⣿⣿⠻⣿⣿⣿⠙⠿⠿⡿⠟⠁⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢨⣿⣿⣿⣾⡿⢻⣿⡆⠀MMMMMMMBOULDER
⠀⠀⠀⠀⢠⠛⠋⠉⠛⠋⠛⠛⠙⠿⣿⣷⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠸⣀⣀⣀⣤⣤⣤⣤⣶⡆⣿⢿⡇⠀seven minutes is all ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⣿⣿⣿⢿⣻⣟⣿⢷⡼⠿⢟⠀ I can spare
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠛⠉⠉⡉⠀⠀⠀⣠⣴⣶⣻⠀⠀ to play with you⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢢⣤⣴⣿⠀⢲⣾⣿⣿⣿⡏⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢻⣿⡦⠤⠼⢿⣿⣿⣿⡇⢠⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠻⣶⣶⣿⡿⠋⠁⠈⢀⣾⣧⡀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠉⠀⠀⠀⠀⣰⣿⣿⣿⣷⢀⡀⠀
⠀⠀⣀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠘⣿⣿⣿⢏⣿⣿⣷
⣿⣿⣿⡟⠁⠀⠀⠠⣤⣤⣤⢀⣤⣴⠂⠘⣿⠋⣾⣿⣿
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣴⣿⣭⡏⢹⣿⢶⣤⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣴⣦⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣴⣿⣗⣿⣿⣷⢾⣿⢰⣛⣿⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢈⡿⢻⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⣿⣿⣿⡿⠛⠉⠻⣿⣤⣿⣿⣿⡀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⣧⢸⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⡟⠁⠀⢀⣠⠬⢿⣿⡷⢻⡇⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⣿⣌⣷⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⣭⣵⠀⠻⠾⠟⠁⢻⠀⣸⠇⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⣤⡾⢟⢢⣿⣽⣿⡀⠀⠀⠀⠈⢻⢿⠀⠀⠀⢀⠀⠀⠀⠸⣧⡯⠀⠀⠀⠀
⢀⣞⢍⠢⡈⠇⢿⡟⢉⣧⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⢿⣧⡀⣈⠥⡤⠄⠀⠸⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⢿⣄⠑⠀⠀⠘⠀⢸⡿⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢿⠻⠮⣌⣀⣠⣤⣶⣿⠟⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⢀⢻⣆⠀⠀⠀⠀⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣄⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢢⡀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠘⡄⠙⠧⡀⢀⡤⢥⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⡠⠟⠿⢿⣿⣿⡿⠟⠛⠉⠙⢦⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢠⠛⠋⠉⠛⠋⠛⠛⠙⠿⣿⣷⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠸⣀⣀⣀⣤⣤⣤⣤⣶⡆⣿⢿⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⣿⣿⣿⢿⣻⣟⣿⢷⡼⠿⢟⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠛⠉⠉⡉⠀⠀⠀⣠⣴⣶⣻⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢢⣤⣴⣿⠀⢲⣾⣿⣿⣿⡏⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢻⣿⡦⠤⠼⢿⣿⣿⣿⡇⢠⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠻⣶⣶⣿⡿⠋⠁⠈⢀⣾⣧⡀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠉⠀⠀⠀⠀⣰⣿⣿⣿⣷⢀⡀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠘⣿⣿⣿⢏⣿⣿⣷
⣠⣴⣾⣿⣿⣿⡟⠁⠀⠀⠠⣤⣤⣤⢀⣤⣴⠂⠘⣿⠋⣾⣿⣿⣿
From your small office you must watch the security cameras carefully. You have a very limited amount of electricity that you're allowed to use per night (corporate budget cuts, you know). That means when you run out of power for the night- no more security doors and no more lights! If something isn't right- namely if Freddybear or his friends aren't in their proper places, you must find them on the monitors and protect yourself if needed!