Recent reviews by peter

I woke up to my friend being raped by a 12 year old screaming "GET REKT ♥♥♥♥♥♥ SUCK MY HAIRY ♥♥♥♥!"
Then he killed me and raped us both.

10/10 Would get raped again.

every time I play csgo:
7 year old:"I'll go A guys"
Guy with ♥♥♥♥♥♥ up mic:"Me too"
Some high person:"I think... I th-- I'll... I'll go ayyyyyyyyyy"
Some Russian with a perfect mic and 2 ping:"i go b"

The Russian ends up dying in the first 20 seconds of the game and starts screaming his ass off saying "I ♥♥♥♥ your mum" and insulting everyone on the team in any way shape or form.

The 7 year old starts rotating to b and because the Russian didn't specify how many people were at b, he gets headshotted by dualies, starts screaming, then in the background you hear "JEREMY! SHUT THE ♥♥♥♥ UP IT'S 3 IN THE MORNING, ♥♥♥♥♥"

The high person starts spinning alot and starts shooting at chickens saying "They're on to me..." Then gets shot by some kid with ♥♥♥♥♥♥ as ♥♥♥♥ aim.

Then I'm the last person alive and kill like 3 people. The Russian starts screaming "YOU ARE SUCK SOZZKEL! WHY YOU DON'T CLUTCH YOU BITHC I ♥♥♥♥ YOR MUM!"

Half-Time
The entire other team is yelling "YOUR BAD BAD BAD BAD" then the high person makes some insanely genius insult and everyone gets quiet. Then the Russian says "I ♥♥♥♥ you mom" and everyone gets pissed.

Anyone else?
10/10 Valve GG