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Recent reviews by Starlight Glimmer

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1 person found this review helpful
38.2 hrs on record (24.7 hrs at review time)
It's like if Payday 3 were good, got regular content updates, and wasn't balanced based off feedback from Redditors.
Posted 25 November, 2025. Last edited 25 March.
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293 people found this review helpful
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0.8 hrs on record (0.8 hrs at review time)
Why do I need Uplay for a game that predates it by half a decade? It also has no widescreen support and the community fix for it doesn't work on this version. At least the shadows work, but as it stands I'd recommend the version on ModDB (which has the higher resolution textures and widescreen support from the PS3 release, and no Uplay) over this one.
Posted 14 October, 2025.
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30 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
20.9 hrs on record
The Steam version hasn't received any patches, and the PC version of the game is bugged and requires mods to be somewhat playable. All that and it's not even that great a game, all screenshots and most of the video on the store page are from the PS2/Wii/Original Xbox version of the game, which is COMPLETELY different to this version, and arguably better.
Posted 13 October, 2025.
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2 people found this review helpful
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0.0 hrs on record
Pretty skibidi if you ask Me
Posted 3 February, 2025.
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1 person found this review helpful
250.9 hrs on record (128.0 hrs at review time)
They're covering up Gerald's todger because "muh crossplay". Thanks Sony.
Edit: The console update also made the graphics look like ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, thanks (A)VOID.
Posted 20 January, 2025. Last edited 18 July, 2025.
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67.3 hrs on record (67.1 hrs at review time)
Devs came back 20 years after release to give it workshop support, dev commentary, and QoL improvements? Based Volvo.
Posted 13 December, 2024.
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0.0 hrs on record
Their BRILLIANT servers are not working, they fumbled this bag so hard.
Posted 27 June, 2024.
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0.0 hrs on record
10/10 made Me play pipe dream under sniper and minigun fire
Posted 20 November, 2023.
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1 person found this review helpful
1,945.8 hrs on record (1,916.3 hrs at review time)
Skills 2.0 completely ♥♥♥♥♥♥ the balance of this game. How the hell did a skill that lets you almost trivially easily stack damage to the point where you can 2-shot a bulldozer with one of the weakest weapons in the game pass any level of QA? Do Starbreeze just not play their own game anymore? Not that I can blame them, the state it's in.
Honestly I wouldn't recommend buying unless it's on sale for like a couple bucks, I paid full price for the gold edition of this ♥♥♥♥.
Posted 21 September, 2023. Last edited 10 December, 2025.
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1 person found this review helpful
21.2 hrs on record (12.5 hrs at review time)
How can a game released in 2022 by a major studio not support something as basic as cloud saves?
Posted 2 March, 2023.
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