"what if your a.ss had handles-
like a gamecube?"

"Oh thank god that's not what you said"
"I was thinking like, 'PLEASE DON'T BE A SECRET RACIST'"

'You think you could take Jacob?'
"Oh, easily."
>I would send your ass to the moon.
"I would hit you with a stick!"
>I would hit you with a CAR

"I saw a flintstone!"

"why the F UCK do they not print transformers manuals in COLOR? i have no idea what the F U C K im DOING"
"are you playing with transformers?"
"transformers are cool!"

"...Are you masturbating?"
"My CAT is scratching the back of its EAR"

>Why don't YOU @ Airo and tell him to follow you?
"Because I don't make music!"
>You DO make music
"No I do not"
>What would you call it?
"SH*T"

"Five Nights At Freddy's is the Nightmare Before Christmas of Dark Souls"

"hE'S GOTTEN ME"

*in guzzlord voice* "ive had it up to here with you."

"hello i am guzzlord, kyle's mother!"

JR: "My dad is gonna walk in and think I'm a furry or something."
"You are."
JR: "I'm not."
"Are you certain?"
JR: "It's like 99.9%."
"That's what they said about Hillary winning the election."

Gump's Podcast (cont.)

Gump: "Alright well uh, I'm gump and I'm joined by my good friend ARB--"
ARB: "Don't call me things you can't confirm."
Gump: "Well I call you ARB, um--"
ARB: "That's not the part I'm referring to"

Gump's Podcast

ARB: "Here, we can jus' have som-some nice intro music."
Gump: "I'm pretty sure that if we try and play something, then it uh--"

(adds san andreas bass-boosted to bot)

Gump: "--ohhh no, nooo don't do it.."
ARB: "I'm gonna do it, it's the sound check."

...
ＢＲＲＲＭＭＭＢＲＭＭＢＲＭＭＢＲＲＢＲＲＲＭＭＭＭ

"i never thought i would have to micromanage videogame urine"

"it's a disney property, they're gonna be on it like hog on slob"

beh

8:01 PM - egg narg: hoss
8:01 PM - egg narg: more like
8:01 PM - egg narg: honk
8:19 PM - hoss: arb
8:19 PM - hoss: more like
8:19 PM - hoss: welcome to chili's
8:19 PM - egg narg: how does that even
8:19 PM - egg narg: work
8:19 PM - hoss: it's a regional dialect
8:19 PM - egg narg: what region
8:19 PM - hoss: upstate canada
8:20 PM - egg narg: really? because i'm from nunavut, and i've never heard anyone use the phrase "welcome to chili's"
8:20 PM - hoss: ohhhh noo it's a winnipeg expression
8:20 PM - egg narg: i see

8:14 PM - egg narg: YOU CAN'T

10:54 PM - louis c.k. rool: dude
10:54 PM - louis c.k. rool: what if ghost was spelled with a g
10:55 PM - louis c.k. rool: ghosg
10:55 PM - Hoss🔰池谷 sɪʟ¹³: ... i-

dook spookem: shot through the blart
dook spookem: and you're to blame
dook spookem: you give love
dook spookem: a segway

ARB: "what do you think of this horror movie: a bunch of fried chicken bundled up with psychic energy, titled: KFC - Killer Fried Chicken"

me: *deep sigh* "I'm at a loss for words on THIS one, arb"

6:41 PM - panasama blamba 99 dollops: if homer was carrying a lot of laundry would he be hamper

you can't milk a robit, arbary

tim curry: >doesn't like mint chip
tim curry: you really are a nazi

Thank you

-rep
Is, in fact, not the best winston around

Traps?
y'know, go for it

ＮＯ ＢＵＥＮＧＯ

"why don't they just change their name to the seattle superbowl winners"

"You ever have something just within your grasp, but you're too much of a lazy ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ to get it and you start honking like a goose?"

9:37 PM - Sweet Tea Rakeem: whats your biggest regret
9:40 PM - Nintendo 64get about surviving is now Online.
9:41 PM - Nintendo 64get about surviving: wearing pant

>Do they ever say 'friends' in the Friends theme?
"No, that's like if they said 'seinfeld' in the Seinfeld theme"
>Well Seinfeld is Jerrys' last name, friends is like a general term
"Yeah, his name is Joey Friends"

"my dad is 12 years old"

"you're not arb, but you'll do"

I go through my day pretty normal-like, I'm a normal guy, I'm a swell guy. I'm a nice enough guy, I'm a cool kinda guy. Ha, I'm a pretty groovy guy.

But then I get a little SUGAH in me, and I start to go CUCKOO!... Doesn't have to be much, this time around it was two-um, two o' five-in-one brownies. Only 90 calories each but they do the JOB, do you know what I'm SAYIN'? They get me goin', they get me riled up! A little cuckoo, a little wacky!... Start gettin' me a little cookie! A little, y'know, loopy! OOO-ooh!

HEY! Somebody teh... Somebody put this kid in a padded cell, give 'im a straight jacket, he's goin' a little... wacky! Goin' a lil cookie!... He's off the walls!

[4:21:07 PM] 「ｓｐａｃｅ ｂｏｙ」: kill ghandi
[4:21:20 PM] sans undertale: i dont think hes here
[4:21:28 PM] 「ｓｐａｃｅ ｂｏｙ」: then leave a message

12:30 PM - jeff: blood drives
12:30 PM - jeff: another conspiracy by big vampire
12:28 PM - sans undertale: sometimes you make jokes like the church of shrek one from earlier and i want to remove you
12:28 PM - sans undertale: then you make ones like that and i remember why i don't

🇭🇪🇾 🇧🇺🇩🇩🇾, 🇮 🇹🇭🇮🇳🇰 🇾🇴🇺'🇻🇪 🇬🇴🇹 🇹🇭🇪 🇼🇷🇴🇳🇬 🇩🇴🇴🇷, 🇹🇭🇪 🇱🇪🇦🇹🇭🇪🇷 🇨🇱🇺🇧'🇸 🇹🇼🇴 🇧🇱🇴🇨🇰🇸 🇩🇴🇼🇳.

uncle phil you gotta kick that man's ᴮ̷̨̲̘̩͚ᵁ̗͜ᵀ̵̸͚͖͓̝͍ᵀ̛̯̜

lighting mcqueen: kerchew
mega beef: can i kill you

Are you telling me that because I think Lola Bunny/Judy Hopps are physically attractive that i want to ♥♥♥♥ an actual rabbit? These are highly anthropomorphized representations of animals and artistically perfected to be attractive to a human audience so finding them attractive does not make me a dengenerate

[10:56:54 PM] mama mia pizeria: in the cars universe do they watch shows with guy ferrari

"Why haven't they made a sequel to Sonic R?"
>What would they call it?
"...Sonic caR"

impasta

9:16 PM - Sweet Tea Rakeem: are you hoss?
9:16 PM - not hoss: no

[7:57:03 PM] Hoss: What if the famed legend Gilbert Gottfried voiced Garfield
[7:57:13 PM] Hoss: Would it be Gilbert Garffried?
[8:05:24 PM] centaur ass enthusiast: can i die

"There's nothing to eat, all we have is flour."
What? There's gotta be something in there.
"Ice. But it's melted ice."
...you mean water?

[9:39:30 PM] hoss: are you a boot
[9:39:32 PM] hoss: or a suit
[9:39:39 PM] suit boot: no

"He just throws stuff at the wall to see what sticks"
- And it all stuck
"..."
- ...
- and now there's a sticky wall

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