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system consensus: an E-THOT has been detected.
Entering lockdown mode
[ TRANSCRIPT ]
E-THOT, this is a prerecorded message
Our technologically advanced E-THOT Detection System has indicated large amounts of you being a ♥♥♥♥ing hoe
The individual who has sent you this has wanted you to know that they are sick of your ♥♥♥♥ing ♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥t and IRS has been automatically summoned.
[ END OF TRANSCRIPT ]
i messed up, and now your gone
gary, i’m sorry i neglected you
oh, i never expected you to run away and leave me
feeling this empty
your meow right now would sound like music to me
please come home, ’cause i miss you, gary
(gary come home…)
gary come home
(gary come home…)
gary, can’t you see i was blind
i’ll do anything to change your mind
more than a pet, your my best friend
too cool to forget, come back
’cause we are family
and forgive me for making you wanna roam
and now my heart is beating like the saddest metronome
somewhere i hope you’re reading my latest three-word poem:
gary come home
i messed up, and now your gone
gary, i’m sorry i neglected you
oh, i never expected you to run away and leave me
feeling this empty
your meow right now would sound like music to me
please come home, ’cause i miss you, gary
(gary come home…)
gary come home
(gary come home…)
gary, can’t you see i was blind
i’ll do anything to change your mind
more than a pet, your my best friend
too cool to forget, come back
’cause we are family
and forgive me for making you wanna roam
and now my heart is beating like the saddest metronome
somewhere i hope you’re reading my latest three-word poem:
gary come home