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Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and elven vampire breeding, Astarion is the most compatible vampire for humans? Not only are they in the humanoid group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Astarion is an average of 5'11" tall and 160 pounds, this means he’s large enough to be able handle human ♥♥♥♥♥, and with his vampirism and access to the Illithid Tadpole, you can be rough with one. Due to his mostly water based biology, there’s no doubt in my mind that an aroused Astarion would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with him for hours without getting sore. With his abilities Vampiric Bite and Short Rest, he can easily recover from fatigue with enough blood. No other companion comes close to this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Astarion turn whiter. Astarion is literally built for human ♥♥♥♥. He can take ♥♥♥♥ all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more.

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