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friendly happy guy who will give you lots of things

evil conspiring soul who will rob you blind

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I have a morning ritual that I need to share. I call it "the terminator". First I crouch down in the shower in the classic "naked terminator traveling through time" pose. With my eyes closed I crouch there for a minute, visualizing either Arnold or the guy from the second movie (not the chick in the third one because that one sucked) and I start to hum the terminator theme. Then I slowly rise to a standing position and open my eyes. It helps me to proceed through my day as an emotionless, cyborg badass. The only problem is if the shower curtain sticks to my terminator leg. It ruins the fantasy.

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I’m Caucasian.
No one knows what that means.
I say it, and they just stare—blank, like I made it up.
You think I chose this life?

I came from the distant, wind-beaten isles of the Caucasus, man.

Not only that but I am part asian ok?

you are not black, you wish you could be me... but you aint me... so stop trying to spin a false narrative. at most, you are a thermonuclear explosive device. and at your lowest, you are a gooner... a goontoober even... despicable

that's exactly what a white person would say...

no I AM BLACK

I am black

no YOU hate black people

he hates black people 👇🏻

dont think about deleting stuff off my steam profile. we all read the chat logs, yo ass is going straight to the slaughterhouse

no we aren't, I'm a lesbian 🗣️

Son we gotta talk about this morally reprehensible gooner wallpaper on your steam profile...

pingas

im a lesbian too

I'm a lesbian

DO NOT F**K WITH THIS GUY!!!!!!!!

WAFFLE

+Rep Best Friend and Teammate in SWBF 2 :')

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Special Message!

IM DELETING YOU, DADDY!👋
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💯True💯 Daddies are irreplaceable
💖I could never delete you Daddy!💖
Send this to ten other 👪Daddies👪 who give you 💦💦cummies💦💦
Or never get called ️squishy️ again❌❌❌❌
If you get 0 Back: no cummies for you 🚫🚫👿
3 back: you’re squishy️💦
5 back: you’re daddy’s kitten��💦💦
10+ back: Daddy💕💕💦👅👅'',on a total side note though a bit of of spooning never hurt nobody (i'm sorry XD)

Salad Sauce

https://youtu.be/h7JoxzlittY

Attention all visitors to this profile:

This child is SEVERELY autistic.

Do not make loud noises near him.

Do not shine bright lights near him.

Do not look him directly in the eye.

Do not touch him or any of his toys.

Doing any of the above may set him off on an autistic rampage that could endanger the lives of many.

How could this happen to me?
I made my mistakes
Got nowhere to run
The night goes on
As I'm fading away
I'm sick of this life
I just wanna scream
How could this happen to me?

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;3 u liek

wtf man

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