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3SP00ky5ME
10/10 SP00K ME AGAIN PLS

If you enjoy playing with your friends in a Undead infested world recovering from Nuclear War then look no farther this game right here is a game for you and your friends.
You can explore the old World in the new setting, just stay out of the Radiation Zone, Chemo maybe good treatment so I hear, but it ain’t gonna help you in this situation.

Craft cool Weapons/tools like a Caveman style Axe or go all Walking Dead and Slay the Undead with a Crossbow. Found parts to a Gun? Then why not make a Gun it's not like you do have the parts. Get strapped with some serious heat from a basic 9mm pistol to a Military Rocket Launcher. So get some Bang for your Buck by making some Pipe Bombs, kaboom!

You want a car? To freaking bad Running is your Vehicle and you better start moving cause if you think the dead are bad in the day time then you better find a place to cry though the night, you must have been incredibly cruel to Puppy in your time cause Karma coming for your booty, the dead start running.. running it's more like Sprinting but you should be more focused on Getting the F*CK out of the S*IT STORM known as Night Time!!!

The Enemy comes in all shapes and sizes like a fat Guy that Pukes on you or a dog that looks like it was in one of those illegal animal fighting rings and Bees NOT THE BEES!!! and remember to keep your distance cause I swear on my mother's life that every zombie went to the A Pimp Named Slick Back's School for mastering a Pimp Slap.

it it totally okay to trust every player you come across might come on this ain't DayZ...

See you all in Hell(7 days to die)

Ellis is a Heroin addict and we all know it.
10/10 would shoot up again
(or mod it till it crashes)

I spent the first hour of the game liking a bike.
10/10

if i find you i will handcuff you and force feed you rotten kiwis.
10/10