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I cant tell where to start on this one.
Borderlands is different. Honestly I dare people to try to find me a game alike Borderlands 2 or any Borderlands (we do not speak of Tale's from the Borderlands but it was ok too).
Its an experience unlike many others. For me Borderlands started as me running the game solo start to finish. Ranking up Axton to where he is now. Eventually I played other characters and as a friend of mine joined I began to experience the game from its co-op aspect. Some say that Warframe is the best Co-op. Borderlands will forever just say "HOLD MY PANDORAN BEER".

I still play it till today and still find it amusing. Another friend of mine just picked up the game and I just created a new character. We're going to run the story start to finish together with another comrade and so far it still has that aged feel.

Like Good wine, Borderlands is getting better as it grows older.

And all I can say it. Its your own experience to feel. Not anyone else's. Your. Own.
But I believe you would need to try godforsakenly hard to seemingly dislike this game. Because every experience is never a dull one. Its yours to create but no matter how you bake your cake it will never taste bad.

Note: I do feel that Borderlands 3 being ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ pricey and being a Epic (not so epic really) Store exclusive for about 6 months is a bit of a betrayal to the platform that made it famous and still has many people buying and playing it till this day. But I think that Borderlands, Borderlands 2 and Borderlands Pre-Sequel will be in their own aged league sipping fine wine and smoking expensive cigars while Borderlands 3 if it goes down the route it may take ( by the will of God the father almighty it does not ) will simply be screaming "why do all of you act as if youre better than me". Because it mostly will be. They are. (but hopefully it does not turn out bad or epic games screws it for us glorious men and women of Gaben and we get it on steam at the same time. Hopefully)

Its Cheap, its simple, its fun. And theres a two pack. The game is relatively bare bones but its more fun than playing Call Of Duty: WW2 or No Mans Sky for that fact. Yet another zombie defence has to currently have the best name in the gaming universe, I have the strong incline that the Dev's got so fed up with figuring out a name for a zombie defence game and we're just like. "What should we name it?" "I dont know the good names are already taken" "True, we did just make Yet another zombie defense.." "...." "....".

Ill cover the pros and cons and then talk more about this game

Pros: - Smooth progression system
- Four Person online co op
- Two person local co op
- Easy to understand top down controls
- Simple system and mechanics
- Little to no glitches
- Extremely low price tag that drops during sales
- Two pack that makes it lower
- Worth your money
- No loot boxes or microtransactions or add on's, what you pay is what you get

Cons: - Pretty bare bones
- Simple small ish map (its a defence game so meh)
- Could use a bit more character customisation
- If you dont plan your defence right you can get caught out quickly (but this could be because youre an idiot or your younger autisitc cousin is on your team)
- Should mainly be done with friends (requires you to unlock friendship)

Ill now talk a bit more about the game.
So the game is really yet another zombie defence. The mechanics and idea of the game is simple yet the game is ironicly fun. I would recommend playing this with friends and since during any steam sale (summer, autum and winter) the two pack is 0.50 usd for a two pack, spending 1 usd to get four copies means you ensure you get a four man team to play with and your friends get a free game. This is counting that you are willing to spend 1 usd for your friends or if you have friends to begin with. If you dont you are sad and should stop reading this, go outside, and meet people, please shave as well, because if you dont please do not be offended when parents hold onto their children tighter as you walk by.
So the price of the game aside, the actual game is this. Youre a survivor of the zombie plague that is surviving by staying near the worlds only working lamp post, which is the only structure this world has considering the map tileset it grey ground for miles. (We could explain this by saying youre in a salt plain but that still dosent explain the lamp post, but toys have feelings and M.Night Shamalan exists so there are other more pressing questions at large).
The games progression system through the waves comes by you and your rag tag team of friends collecting money from dead zombies, purchasing barricades to hide and cry silently behind or to build chuck norris aproved turrets, which range from simple turrets with Uzi's to top level ones that fire a minturised death star. The progression system is smooth heading up from night one, and once a night is over use the day to collect money and strenghten your lamp post fortification.

Overall its bare bones but the progression system is the best ive seen in any game having little to bias to being a good player or not. The game has no micro transactions so that small price tag is all you pay and its a very very small price tag. No loot boxes or anything and all money is earned in a match that will lead to you buying new weapons to use personally.

Ive had alot of fun with friends in this game and I now hand it out highly recommended to anyone looking for a good cheap game or a gift to get social and to train co operative play with friends!

Unturned is not your normal Zombie survival game, its more than just a Minecraft and Zombie Survial merge. Its a brave new look into the creativity of ones self (talking about the developer) to explore into such a genre, a funny zombie survival game, how could this ever have worked, well...it did, *salute* to that and if you really want to know what keeps me on the edge for this game, what keeps players comming back for more...play it, and be amazed...**WARNING** very good and highly addictive game!! Appoach with caution...and a shotgun XD. Good luck and God speed chaps, happy playing!

Hulo, Love WW2, real war, strategy, airplanes that troll the skys and tanks that decestate the ground. Like being manly and playing in your own style. Then this game is for you. I love the game but I fell in love with the German tech tree and I highly recomend this game to everyone. You may not get to the jet rank in a year but i assure you the road up to those jets will be filled with joy, rage and cool killin.

- Planes are accuratly designed to historical terms
- Battle maps are historically accurate
- wide array of missons to chose from
- amazingly helpfull community
- you will never be left fighting alone
- BEST GAME EVER!!!!!

I highly recommed this game to everyone. God bless you gaijin.