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Recent reviews by Paco da Pea

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1 person found this review helpful
11.6 hrs on record (10.4 hrs at review time)
Very fun game, easy to get into, and has a banger soundtrack. What's not to love?
Posted 15 August, 2025.
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3 people found this review helpful
41.5 hrs on record (20.7 hrs at review time)
I only bought this game despite the reviews because it was on a massive discount and that it had the L4D survivors in it. I didn't know it also had YouTuber cameos and a blatant Lollipop Chainsaw reference too, so that's a bonus.

As for the game, I quite liked it. It's right up my alley, and while it was rough at first I quickly got used to how things work. Only problem is that this game clearly needed way more time in the oven than it had, riddled with various bugs and just outright incomplete content, and there's no better example of this than the descriptions of items when buying from the Wandering Merchant just saying "Description goes here."
The RNG can be so demoralizing too, the numerous oftentimes unavoidable ambushes really demotivates you from reaching the farther parts of the map even with max stamina upgrades.
At least it has mod support, I guess? I haven't ran into any myself though.
I do genuinely like this game though. I've already put it 20 hours into this game 2-3 days after buying. I just hope that the devs could come back to this one day and give this crude gemstone the polishing it deserved.
Posted 4 June, 2025.
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17.8 hrs on record (13.1 hrs at review time)
Awesome game, made me want to tear my beef meatballs out numerous times.
Posted 3 May, 2025.
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10.8 hrs on record (1.9 hrs at review time)
tl;dr - haha, horse steps on a landmine planted by el gato

It's a cheap, small and funny little Hunger Games-like simulator sandbox game where you pick any of the premade fighters and sit back while you watch countless of people survive and fight to the death. It's very similar to the BrantSteele Hunger Games sim, and probably heavily inspired by it too.
It's not much of a game by itself so don't expect much, but it's still a nice little way to pass the time, or if you feel like forcing 100 random people or objects into an average game of PUBG.
It has pretty high customizability too, so you can make really wacky ♥♥♥♥ happen, like Donald Trump being ambushed and killed by a plate of pancakes or a furry teaming up with a space marine from Warhammer 40k.
It has a Steam Workshop too, so you can add stuff from the workshop if you're too lazy to make things yourself, or publish things you've made to the workshop and get like 3 subscribers.
Posted 30 January, 2024.
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22.0 hrs on record (6.1 hrs at review time)
Yeah I like vtubers, what about it?
Posted 26 August, 2023.
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1 person found this review helpful
124.7 hrs on record (5.4 hrs at review time)
who the hell is Charlie
Posted 28 April, 2023.
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38.3 hrs on record (8.2 hrs at review time)
I could punch innocent civillians through walls with my bare hands!
Posted 12 October, 2022.
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1 person found this review funny
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1,339.4 hrs on record (203.7 hrs at review time)
Oh boy, I sure do enjoy having my battle-hardened champions succumb to madness thanks to Freddy Fazbear.
Posted 29 September, 2022.
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11.0 hrs on record (4.3 hrs at review time)
A pretty nice PC Port!
The graphics aren't impressive, but that's to be expected from a mobile MMORPG from 2015.
My only complaint however is that the cursor isn't locked when panning the camera around. It makes things inconvenient, especially in boss fights.
Posted 20 December, 2021.
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1 person found this review helpful
815.8 hrs on record (64.0 hrs at review time)
almost 12 years later and the game is still as fun as ever. Must buy!
Posted 30 October, 2021.
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