Uncle Dre
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This state-of-the-art rage simulator immerses you in the front lines of true modern combat. The long-anticipated sequel to the popular Battlefield franchise, this gem features vivid, colorful graphics, a large assortment of carefully balanced weapons and original, never-before-seen maps such as de_dust and de_dust2. As a game of pure skill and strategy, CS:GO also includes a bonus Competitive Mode, where players worldwide can compete against Brazilians. The perfected Matchmaking system will assign new players to a random skill group and match them in a team with and against hackers and hardened Counter-Strike veterans, always resulting in a unique ass-raping experience. As an added bonus, players with poor internet connection will receive top priority in matchmaking.

-Counter Strike Global Offensive in a nut shell
Nancy Milkers 30 Oct, 2025 @ 9:24pm 
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Yangjo 10 Aug, 2025 @ 6:51pm 
Happy Birthday Dre!
snow 13 Jul, 2025 @ 5:50pm 
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Yangjo 13 Jul, 2025 @ 5:49pm 
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Sane 13 Jul, 2025 @ 1:11pm 
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冬天 9 Apr, 2025 @ 7:10pm 
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