“Marie drew genitals on a board and nearly got fired for it.”

“Why did Marie donate weed-blood to an infant.”

“I like how Marie doesn't even feign being mad about getting called a rape expert.”

“Marie is an autistic person pretending to be normal pretending to be autistic.”

“I take Marie’s Sex Shop stories ten times over all the Christian people in the world.”

“We’re about to get raided by the feds and Marie is solving elementary math.”

“Your argument means less than Marie's language.”

“Marie, let off the Shrooms.”

“I don't have a modicum of doubt that Marie would off herself. Betting on Marie’s suicide in 3 years, where’s the deadpool?”

“Marie goes from being depressed to having fun all day. Not a normal amount of fun- morbid amounts of fun. More fun than we can handle. Marie’s fun is killing me.”

“Okay, time to assassinate Marie's opinions.”

“Marie is a porn critic.”

“Marie is a Human Jukebox.”

“Marie is a criminal.”

“Marie is a 170 thousand year old dragon.”

“Marie is cumzonepilled.”

“Marie is Patrick Bateman.”

“Marie is literally 4 years old inside.”

“Marie was responsible for the fall of Rome.”

“Marie is like a 20 year old Boomer.”

“Marie sounds like a meth addict.”

“Is Marie a meme?”

“Marie gets high on tears.”

“God seems to hate Marie.”

“Is Marie streaming Daddy Dating Simulator yet?”

“My entire existence is one big Marie against myself.”

“I refuse not to bully Marie.”

“Marie the type of n-word to build 1:1 scale CSGO maps in Minecraft.”

“Marie can’t text while driving. The free hand needs to hold the bottle.”

“If I wanted to impress Marie I would draw a picture of Simba.”

“Treating Marie right means abusing her emotionally then offering her a cigarette.”

“I feel like that would be a lot funnier if anyone but Marie said it.”

“Marie's like a 𝚜𝚑𝚒𝚝𝚝𝚢 90s teenage romance movie on repeat.”

“Marie is trying to talk herself into peeing on her sister’s paintbrush.”

“I’m having a Marie Moment.”

“Marie covers the whole spectrum from best to worst. She can be Rose-Marie frolicking in valleys of flowers, or she can be Marie the twisted psychopath.”

“He literally named his daughter after Marie, and I'm going to do it too.”

“Every time Marie cries, a puppy dies.”

“I wish I was also cool enough for Marie to get into a fit of rage whenever my name is mentioned.”

“Add to list of things which sets Marie off: assuming what sets her off.”

“Thomas and I heard Marie moan at a festival - be a prostitute, you got it.”

“That was a genuine question Marie, but if you really hold a grudge for like 3 days cause I talked 𝚜𝚑𝚒𝚝 about your dog then you're worse than most n-words.”

“Is Marie on her period every breathing second? Is she endlessly bleeding?”

“Friendship ended with Marie, peace and quiet is my new best friend.”

“Marie’s coworkers are berating her for not knowing cartoon cucking.”

“Cloning Marie would truly be the end of humanity.”

“Marie is the subject of every $uicideboy$ song title.”

"Putin, if you do not cease your incursion into Ukraine, we WILL let Marie cry.”

“I'm rooting for whoever kills Marie.”

“I’m gonna go home and play CSGO just to spite Marie brb.”

“Marie confirmed absolutely 𝚖𝚘𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚛𝚏𝚞𝚌𝚔𝚒𝚗𝚐 insane.”