When you were partying

I studied The Blade

When you were having premarital sex

I mastered The Blockchain

While you wasted your days at the gym in pursuit of vanity

I cultivated Inner Strength

And now that the world is on fire and the barbarians are at the gate you have the audacity to come to me for help?

lynched

Ssss

I am... i̶n̶e̶v̶i̶t̶a̶b̶l̶e wanted by the UN for numerous crimes against humanity including but not limited to war crimes, genocide, forced displacement of native peoples in the Congo and Burundi, starting a proxy war in sub-saharan Africa between the Democratic Republic of the Congo vs. Uganda + Rwanda and selling weapons to both sides to make a profit, and taking thousands of women and children from their homes in the northern Congo and selling them into slavery in Libya and Niger; I have recently fled to my private villa in Jalapa, Guatemala where I have multiple Ethiopian children hidden in my basement.

+rep says n-word alot, true gamer