Her charm is so contagious, vaccines have been made for it. She is the only woman to have ever aced a Rorschach test. Alien abductors have asked her to probe them. If she was to give you directions, you'd never get lost. If she were to mail a letter without postage, it would still get there. When it is raining, it is because she is thinking about something sad. She once punched a magician. That's right. You heard me. Her blood smells like perfume. Her hands feel like rich brown suede. She once lived in the hills for a summer in the Serengeti after being gifted a husband by the local tribes leaders. She once taught a horse how to make chili. The police often question her just because they find her interesting. Her personality is so magnetic, she is unable to carry credit cards.