Steam Community :: Orphmeister

McLaren Formula 1 12 Apr, 2016 @ 1:18am

They know me as the headshot machine. They know me from the highlight they see. They know me from the porn tapes they watch. They talk about my one faps and they think for me, masturbation is so easy. I just go into a scene and that's it.

But my stamina, it's comes from more than just a hand. For me - masturbation - it is about repetition...

This part people don't see. This part, it does not show up in highlights. When I sit down to play everything already is a part of me...

McLaren Formula 1 8 Apr, 2016 @ 1:19pm

Salt. Air. Liquid. Toxicity.

Long ago, the four nations lived together in harmony. Then everything changed when the Overtime happened.

Only the S1mple, master of all four tilts, could stop them. But when his team needed him most, he choked.

A hundred years passed and my brother and I discovered the new Tilter, a chairbender named JDM, and although his tilting skills are great, he still has a lot to learn before he's ready to save anyone.

But I believe JDM can save NA.

RU$HPR0 15 Jan, 2016 @ 12:40am

+rep good admin. fair judgement. cute hehe c

McLaren Formula 1 14 Dec, 2015 @ 6:05am

I sexually identify as DJ Khaled. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of letting We The Best sound take control and getting people to say my name. People say to me that shutting down the iTunes servers is impossible, but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm getting JAY-Z to feature in my new single and I’m signing him to We The Best. From now I want you guys to call me “Fuccboi Khaled” and respect my right to drop fire beats. If you can't accept me you're a wethebestphobe and need to check your success privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.

McLaren Formula 1 10 Dec, 2015 @ 8:29am

Baby, you smart. You're very smart. Matter of fact, you're a genius. See, you let me hustle, you let me do what I need to do in them streets. I'm a show you something you ain't never seen before. Keep ridin. You smart. Come with me baby, let's ride. I'm a hold you down.
Say my name, baby. Say my name, baby. You smart. You're loyal. You're grateful. I appreciate that. Go buy your mama a house. Go buy your whole family houses. Put this money in your savings account. Go spend some money for no reason. Come back and ask for more. Baby, let the music take control. Let We the Best Sound take control, baby, hold on, say my name. That's right. That's right, baby, we'll remember that.
Real life. Another one. We the Best Sound. Heads Audio. BNO Play. H6. Best headphones in the game.