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Archibald Asparagus 1 Aug, 2016 @ 4:54pm 
hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play gfsimulators sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xd xd xd xd :V jaja
Archibald Asparagus 1 Aug, 2016 @ 2:55pm 
LOS PUTOS TRATTERESTRES
Iba con mi coche,

por la nacional,

de golpe aparece,

una nave espacial.

Un platillo volante,

con luces y con puertas,

que parecia un casino

de aquellos de las vegas.

Bajan unos marcianos,

con la bragueta abierta,

con cara de marranos

y la pixa muy tiesa.

Yo empeze a correr,

hasta un bosque cercano

intentando protejer

la decencia de mi ano.

Los putos, los putos,

los putos traterrestes.

Los putos, los putos,

los putos traterrestres.

Los putos traterrestres

nos quieren violar

y si no tienes cuidado

por el culo te van a dar.

Los putos traterrestres

corrian como locos,

sus pixas fluorescentes,

brillaban como focos.

Oculto tras un arbol,

estaba acojonao,

si estos tios me pillan,

me dejan reventao.
Archibald Asparagus 1 Apr, 2016 @ 7:55pm 
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Archibald Asparagus 28 Mar, 2016 @ 3:43pm 
Honey!


- That girl was hot.
- She's my cousin!


- She is?
- Yes, we're all cousins.


- Right. You're right.
- At Honex, we constantly strive


to improve every aspect
of bee existence.


These bees are stress-testing
a new helmet technology.


- What do you think he makes?
- Not enough.


Here we have our latest advancement,
the Krelman.


- What does that do?
- Oatches that little strand of honey


that hangs after you pour it.
Saves us millions.


Oan anyone work on the Krelman?
Archibald Asparagus 28 Mar, 2016 @ 3:43pm 
Welcome to Honex,
a division of Honesco


and a part of the Hexagon Group.


This is it!


Wow.


Wow.


We know that you, as a bee,
have worked your whole life


to get to the point where you
can work for your whole life.


Honey begins when our valiant Pollen
Jocks bring the nectar to the hive.


Our top-secret formula


is automatically color-corrected,
scent-adjusted and bubble-contoured


into this soothing sweet syrup


with its distinctive
golden glow you know as...
Archibald Asparagus 28 Mar, 2016 @ 3:42pm 
I guess he could have
just gotten out of the way.


I love this incorporating
an amusement park into our day.


That's why we don't need vacations.


Boy, quite a bit of pomp...
under the circumstances.


- Well, Adam, today we are men.
- We are!


- Bee-men.
- Amen!


Hallelujah!


Students, faculty, distinguished bees,


please welcome Dean Buzzwell.


Welcome, New Hive Oity
graduating class of...


...9:15.


That concludes our ceremonies.


And begins your career
at Honex Industries!


Will we pick ourjob today?


I heard it's just orientation.


Heads up! Here we go.


Keep your hands and antennas
inside the tram at all times.


- Wonder what it'll be like?
- A little scary.
Archibald Asparagus 28 Mar, 2016 @ 3:42pm 
arry, I told you,
stop flying in the house!


- Hey, Adam.
- Hey, Barry.


- Is that fuzz gel?
- A little. Special day, graduation.


Never thought I'd make it.


Three days grade school,
three days high school.


Those were awkward.


Three days college. I'm glad I took
a day and hitchhiked around the hive.


You did come back different.


- Hi, Barry.
- Artie, growing a mustache? Looks good.


- Hear about Frankie?
- Yeah.


- You going to the funeral?
- No, I'm not going.


Everybody knows,
sting someone, you die.


Don't waste it on a squirrel.
Such a hothead.
Archibald Asparagus 28 Mar, 2016 @ 3:41pm 
- Barry?
- Adam?


- Oan you believe this is happening?
- I can't. I'll pick you up.


Looking sharp.


Use the stairs. Your father
paid good money for those.


Sorry. I'm excited.


Here's the graduate.
We're very proud of you, son.


A perfect report card, all B's.


Very proud.


Ma! I got a thing going here.


- You got lint on your fuzz.
- Ow! That's me!


- Wave to us! We'll be in row 118,000.
- Bye!
Archibald Asparagus 28 Mar, 2016 @ 3:41pm 
According to all known laws
of aviation,


there is no way a bee
should be able to fly.


Its wings are too small to get
its fat little body off the ground.


The bee, of course, flies anyway


because bees don't care
what humans think is impossible.


Yellow, black. Yellow, black.
Yellow, black. Yellow, black.


Ooh, black and yellow!
Let's shake it up a little.


Barry! Breakfast is ready!


Ooming!


Hang on a second.


Hello?
Archibald Asparagus 20 Mar, 2016 @ 4:21pm 
IM DELETING YOU, DADDY!😭👋
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Squamp Dingus 9 Mar, 2016 @ 7:57pm 
Liam is a memer
FLO.UNDER 15 Feb, 2016 @ 9:00pm 
Liam is a memer
Archibald Asparagus 4 Aug, 2015 @ 8:06am 
+rep plays huniepop
pants 10 Jul, 2015 @ 10:25pm 
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Archibald Asparagus 10 Jul, 2015 @ 10:25pm 
ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ノ ༼ ºل͟º ༽ ୧༼ ͡◉ل͜ ͡◉༽୨ (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ノ ༼ ºل͟º ༽ ୧༼ ͡◉ل͜ ͡◉༽୨ (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ノ ༼ ºل͟º ༽ ୧༼ ͡◉ل͜ ͡◉༽୨ (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง Sorry, I dropped my bag of Dongers. ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ノ ༼ ºل͟º ༽ ୧༼ ͡◉ل͜ ͡◉༽୨ (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ノ ༼ ºل͟º ༽ ୧༼ ͡◉ل͜ ͡◉༽୨ (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ノ ༼ ºل͟º ༽ ୧༼ ͡◉ل͜ ͡◉༽୨ (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง