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Former MapleStory junkie (early 2000s), Minecraft redstone wizard, and Star Wars Battlefront (Classic) war criminal.
Spent 10+ years moderating and building Minecraft Java servers — sometimes with actual code, sometimes with dark magic.
Big fan of single player campaigns with soul, party games with chaos, and co-op games with homies.
Pizza is good. Pineapple is maybe welcome. Americanized Chinese food owns. Texas Sheet Cake is not a dessert — it's a lifestyle .
Creative sandboxing is my happy place. I build worlds so others can break them.

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❌ Private Profile? Suspicious. No thanks.
❌ No Mic? Hard to game together in silence.
❌ We share *zero* games? That’s sus.
❌ VAC Bans? Get clean.
❌ Level 0 account? I'm not your tutorial.
❌ You added me just to trade? Try eBay.
✅ Just wanna vibe and game together? Let’s talk.

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CPU: Toaster Pro 9000 (with slightly burnt crumb tray)
GPU: 2 hamsters on a wheel (RTX? More like T-XT)
RAM: 64MB of hopes and dreams
Storage: 1TB of memes, 4KB for actual games
Cooling: Open window + prayer
Monitor: One eye closed, squinting at a calculator
Case: Shoebox with RGB duct tape
OS: Windows XP running in compatibility mode for Windows 95

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🟢 Online: I’m here. Hit me up if you’re cool. Or even lukewarm.
🟠 Away: Getting food, probably pizza. Maybe pineapple. Maybe judgment.
🔴 Do Not Disturb: Either in-game, in-flow, or fighting my PC. Proceed with memes only.
⚪ Invisible: Stalking sales, avoiding small talk.
⚫ Offline: Actually asleep... or sleeping with my eyes open.