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btec warframe

im just doing this for the steam grand prix

ya like jazz?

5 years after release, and still one of my favourite games.

perfection

Batman: Arkham series meets JRR Tolkien

FUNDAMENTALLY, WARFRAME IS THE GREATEST GAME EVER CREATED, AND NO OTHER GAME CAN REACH ITS CALIBER. WHEN WARFRAME WAS RELEASED, IT RAISED THE BAR OF THE VIDEO GAME INDUSTRY TO A POINT WHERE NO OTHER GAME COULD PHYSICALLY EVER BE BETTER THAN WARFRAME, OTHER THAN WARFRAME ITSELF. WARFRAME FOREVER IS AND WILL BE THE GREATEST VIDEO GAME OF ALL TIME. YOU CAN DO ♥♥♥♥ WITH GUNS. YOU CAN GET PLATINUM AND ALL THAT ♥♥♥♥. IF SOMEBODY ASKED ME, “WHY DO YOU LIKE WARFRAME SO MUCH?”, YOU KNOW WHAT I WOULD TELL THEM? I WOULD TELL THEM WARFRAME IS MY SOUL, IT IS MY FUEL, IT GIVES ME THE STRENGTH AND ENERGY TO WAKE UP EVERY MORNING AND KEEP GOING. WARFRAME IS SIMPLY GOD’S GIFT TO THIS WORLD. I’VE HAD ISSUES WITH DEPRESSION FOR YEARS, ALONG WITH ANXIETY, SUICIDAL THOUGHTS, BUT YOU KNOW WHAT HAS KEPT ME GOING? WARFRAME. BEING ABLE TO SIT DOWN AND HAVE A GOOD OL TIME ON WARFRAME. IF YOU PLAY WARFRAME, YOU’RE ALREADY ON A HIGHER LEVEL INTELLECTUALLY THAN THE MAJORITY OF THE POPULATION. THAT’S SIMPLY BECAUSE WARFRAME MAKES YOU SUPERIOR TO THE REST OF THE HUMAN RACE. IT STIMULATES YOUR BRAIN CELLS THE MORE YOU PLAY, WITH EVERY FRAME YOU COLLECT, THE MORE POWER YOU RECEIVE. FOR EVERY STUPID COLOUR PALETTE YOU BUY AND EVERY RELIC YOU BREAK, MORE POWER GOES TO YOU. THE MORE YOU PLAY WARFRAME, THE MORE OF A SAINT YOU BECOME, UNTIL YOU PLAY ENOUGH WARFRAME TO REACH ULTIMATE GOD STATUS. WARFRAME IS THE GREATEST GAME EVER CREATED.

looks great, feels great, but terrible framerates

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Dark Souls. The combat is extremely ez, and without a solid grasp of the theoretical physics of parrying, most of the jokes will go over a typical gamer’s head. There’s also FromSoftware’s nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into their gameplay- their personal philosophy and inspiration draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The players understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these mechanics, to realise that they’re not just ezpz- they are saying something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Dark Souls truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn’t appreciate, for instance, the humour in a veteran's existential catchphrase “Wat r u, casul?” which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev’s Russian epic Fathers and Sons. I’m smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Hidetaka Miyazaki’s genius wit unfolds itself on their computer screens. What fools.. how I pity them. 😂

And yes, by the way, i DO have a Dark Souls tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It’s for the ladies’ eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they’re within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand. Nothin personnel kid 😎

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