Word around the office is you got a fat ****

harold has ...risen

Tunneling isn't always necessary. :awkward:

Tunneling isn't always necessary.

hamoi

Harold has returned to his keyboard and...... mouse

loved the breadstick date. can't wait to get the unlimited pasta pass. see u later <3

jk ly bbygrl <333

♥♥♥♥ you

yeah your name makes a lot of sense you hamoi Ass mf

ahahah u gey

Swiped right expecting a dine-and-smash situation. Not the case though, after taking me out to eat and making sweet love to me that same night, he became a tasteful fling. It wasnt until a few weeks later that I snuck some of his saliva into a 24&me (he has the downs) package. I sent it off and found out he's 99% Byzantine with the remaining 1% being fermented coconut oil??? (not sure how thats possible???) It wasnt until a few days later I broke things off with him, I wont go into detail because its personal, but it involved a kiddie pool, countless containers of cocoa mix, and one very angry chicken. It was just too much. Would swipe right again, 14/10

do you smell it?..... that smell....that smelly smell smell that smells.... that smells smelly smell...

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*ahem* Listen carefully.
M’lady, it seems you have stolen something from me and I am very upset! I will have no choice but to contact the town sheriff and have you placed in the stocks for thievery if you do not return my heart to me posthaste! This kind of behavior will not be tolerated. However, I am willing to overlook this transgression if you agree to a date with me. Otherwise charges will be pressed for the stealing of my heart!
I await your letter of acceptance.
*bows and kisses hand*
Truly, Lord Maximus

That's a lotta of damage!

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Best voice

Oooooh kaayyyy

I stack draw 4, color Green

Buenos dias... Mandy...

steamsad

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dark souls beat gameeaeaaeaaeaeaeaaee

♥♥♥♥♥ lookin like an ice golem

GET TF OUT OF HERE JELLY, UR A SAD VIRGIN WHO WANKS TO WEEB ♥♥♥♥, JK JELLY LOVE YOU, JK NOSE WIDE, JK LOVE YA

+rep Quite a rad lad, but lacks the mental capacity to understand the basic plot of your average hentai

Who would win?
1 Big ♥♥♥♥♥ or 1 Giga ♥♥♥♥♥

Wow

there we go

get your profile back

scott

♥♥♥♥ you

shut it scott

Lemme just hold you hostage in a jet

"i cant believe we got kicked out"

suck peepee

What? Hey, hey?! What? No, no, no!
A LARGER SHIP hovering above. It’s Vector. The wannabe
villain from the bank. He looks down at Gru. Yells down to
him.
GRU
You!
VECTOR
Ha-- Now maybe you’ll think twice
before you freeze someone’s head!
So long, Gru!
Vector blasts off, laughing. Gru and the minions watch him
fly off.
GRU
Quick! We can’t let him get away!
A CHASE ensues.
MINION
Wooo hooo!
GRU
Up ahead, up ahead. Fire! Fire it
now.
A minion fires a machine gun. All the bullets miss.
VECTOR
Oops you missed me.
GRU
Come to papa.
The mother-lode of rockets pop out and fire from Gru’s ship.
Vector easily avoids them all with heat decoys.
VECTOR
Take that. How adorable.
Gru carefully lines up another shot at Vector.
GRU
Got you in our sights. Like taking
candy from a...what?!
It's Vector. He’s standing on top of his ship and is aiming
the shrink ray directly at them.

VECTOR
I’m applying for a new villain
loan. Go by the name of “Vector.”
Gru is irritated and slides down the couch.
VECTOR
(gives Gru a smile)
It's a mathematical term. A
quantity represented by an arrow
with both direction and magnitude!
He points to the arrow/equation on his chest. Gru attempts
to ignore the guy. He has now moved down to the end of the
couch. Vector slides down to sit right beside Gru.
VECTOR
Vector. That’s me. Cause I’m
committing crimes with both
direction and magnitude. Oh yeah!

ITS THE POCHINKI BIKER GANG STAY AWAY AT ALL COSTS, THOSE GUYS WILL CUT YOU LIMB FOR LIMB, THEIR NOT HUMAN, THEY'LL KILL YA, THEY GOT NO MERCYYYYY

You ♥♥♥♥♥♥ Jew Mexican never talk to me or my son ever again or I will get you deported you FRICKIN meanie. I will deflower your lovely negro daughter, bet her ♥♥♥♥♥ is as tight as my anus. So not so tight my anus has been filled with black men for years on end.
I am sick and tired of catching frekin pokemans... I want to catch womans 👅 💦

🎶Dashing💨 through the ♥♥♥ 💦💧👅👅 in a one ♥♥♥♥♥♥💃💃 open legs👐, over🔁 the clit we go, moaning 😫 all the way. Balls🍆 in buttholes ring, making spirits bright🔥🔥, what fun it is to ride 🚀that ♥♥♥♥ 🍆💦and jizz😩💦 on her all night, HOE!!!! 🎶jingle clit jingle clit jingle all the way➡️, oh what fun it is to ride🚴 that big black ♥♥♥♥ 🍆all day HEY jingle clit jingle clit jingle all the way😝 oh what fun it is to ♥♥♥♥ 👉👌and lick 👅💦her jizz away. Send this to 👉1⃣2⃣🍆 of your sluttiest😝🍆💃 dickmas ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥🍆👅 in 6⃣9⃣ sexonds or Santa won’t ♥♥♥😩👊💦 for you this HOEliday season!! If you get 5 back ⬅️you’re a frosty ♥♥♥ slut. ❄️⛄️If you get 10 back you’re a peppermint ♥♥♥♥♥ princess .🍭😼👸 If you get 15 back you’re a candy cane clit licker👄👅. Have a merry merry clitmas and a slutty new year!!!!!!!!!!🎅🎄🎁🍆😩💦🍆👅

god bless

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