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“Are you a magician? ‘Cause every time I look at you, everyone else disappears—Tyler taught me that.”
“Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again with my best Tyler vibes?”
“Excuse me, but do you have a map? I keep getting lost in those eyes; it’s pure Tyler magic.”
“Can we take a picture together? I want to prove to my friends that angels exist—just ask Tyler.”
“I’m no photographer, but I can picture us together—the way Tyler imagines his dreams.”
“If kisses were snowflakes, I’d send you a blizzard—all inspired by the chill vibe of Tyler.”
“You’re sweeter than candy; even Willy Wonka couldn’t compete with this level of sweetness—thanks to inspiration from Tyler.”
“Life without you is like music without rhythm; let’s create our own symphony just like what Ty does!”

I'm silly with people, but no female has shown interest more than being a friend. Alone, I'm depressed because I have no one to be silly with......
#im silly af wheres mine ?? #mental health #i want to lose weight #i want a girlfriend #tired of being tired #tired of this ♥♥♥♥ #tired of being alone

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The weather outside may be cold but inside my heart and mind it's a beautiful eternal spring... Isn't that a pretty string of words? I thought I'd try getting into creating poems...

Be warned, attempt to propaganda ME, I will shriek as a frightened babe, calling loyal Cyberdogs to my aid. Do you comprehend, Commie animal?

this is a- this is pov: you're my girlfriend we're dating. 🌬️ .. 👄 👅 👅 👅 👅 👅 👅 👅 👅 👅 👄 👅 👅 👅 👅.. 👁️ 👁️ 🌬️ 😛 👄 👅 👅 🌬️ 🌬️ 👅 🌬️ 👅 🌬️ 🌬️ 👄 👅 🌬️ 👅 mlah mlah.👅 ... mluh.. 🌬️ mlhehhlh.. ah 👅 👅 👅 🌬️ 👅 🌬️ mlahh 👅 👅 👅 👅 👅 🌬️ 🌬️ 👅 👄

hey girl i mean They

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as a white, man ..? i am just... MMH.. i am just so tired of these white women. you know what i mean? like- MMH- when will they just- NNH- when will they just STOP.. you know what im- you know what im sayinnh..? like when will they- when will they just leave it alone... yknow what because likeee- i- i- look i love women. i love- i lo- i love- i love BLACK women.. i uh i, i know.. respect.. honor and cherish all black women on this planet.. and im NOT talking about them.. but these w h i t e .,,. w.,,. women..? have got- just- they just need to STOP yknow what im saying? its just... its- its just. its just gone too far. and i think as a white man, thats my.. thats- what i should be saying. thatsss.. uh- am i a misogynist?.. do i look... do i look like one? ....... when i see... a.. white woman?.. aaand... she says something, that.. annoys me? or, does something that annoys me? i... KNOW.. that.. a woman of color... would NEVER do that..

Amelia air heart probably was on that plane talking about her p ssy , period, sephora rouge sale , too mcuh thats why she crashed .

Do you know Pyramid Head? I made it too. 😏

Mondays are just too darned difficult
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Hello, my name is Kayla and I was killed by the devil. I disappeared and was never found ever again. I was possessed by an evil entity and it made me worship satan. If you read this, it will summon the devil. He will come to your house, smash your window and light you on fire. Then he will put you out and slit your throat and cut off your legs and arms. He will also sew your mouth and eyes shut. Then he will cut your head off, burn your body, take your head and stick it on a pole in front of your house. If you send this to 42 people, the devil will just light your house on fire and leave you alone.

Iwould be so embarrassed if i were a snake , Its humiliating as F to have people watch u fit a rat down ur little mouth cuz it looks uncomfy. Ur a snake with a huge lump in your Body cuz you ate a rat and everyone can see it. I'd be so embarrassed. Everyone knows u ate a rat and there's no denying. but since they r A snake they don't even care... but i'd care if i were a snake. i care abt everything...

Eric Yakuza: EEEYIIIKESS! Everyone can see Baka mi-testicles! I anta gotta get some clothes!

one particularly mouthy passerby: Holy moly! His wiener is Like a Dragon!

my pet jellyfish mike who is neurodivergent

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you hesitated... byakuya, i think we should break up

that yee yee ass haircut will have consequences

you should try a game called hades its really funny and cool and epic

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now you dont have to play horny game <3

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this time on kin court tv
announcer: sans SAYS hes okay with doubles, but his ex friend group says otherwise.

dave strider: im not saying hes kin stealing but i am saying that something bunk is goin down

judge: The court finds you…invalid. You’ll be ordered to drop your kins immediately and change your byf as soon as you leave here.

komeda:

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